#rip houdini

[foli-vora]

Hi baby! First of all, I adore & love you so very much & I hope you're well ♥️

Second of all, look what I'm watching today 😏

Yes, with the blinds wide open bc it still freaks me out lol

✨Merrill appreciation✨

BABYYYY 💗

I also adore & love you so very much, and I hope you’re safe and healthy! 💕

Second of all, ummm… ARE WE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH HERE????

plz ignore the mountain of laundry I’m currently pretending I don’t see…

I LITERALLY JUST GOT INTO BED AND FELT LIKE I SHOULD PUT IT ON. It’s helping get me in the 👽mood👽 the first dog just uh… well… plz take comfort in the fact that I would not do Chip that dirty, because a barbecue tool? Really? Not in this house.

I am Thirsty™️ this evening. Merrill is a fucking dork, rolling out of bed like that. I forgot how much I LOVE HIM.

“There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”

[makitokito]

I got my shirt today @craigslisthorses I love it!

Pick up your shirt here! https://teespring.com/stores/heart-of-the-horse?page=1

[sp00kyrex]

sometimes I remember the tragedy that was houdini’s death and I mourn for the loss of a hero

such is the way of history...

[pixikuma]

[11:50:23 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: the horrible and unwanted adventures of Houdini the frog have come to a tragic end

[11:50:37 PM] Pookie Bear AKA Shota Boyfriend: Houdini

[11:51:01 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: mother crushed him and flushed him down the toilet

[11:51:40 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: and then when i said i could never use that toilet again she poured bleach into it and flushed it again

[11:51:48 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: mother is a harsh woman

[11:52:22 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: poor bastard never stood a chance against her

[11:52:37 PM] Pookie Bear AKA Shota Boyfriend: RIP Houdini

[11:53:08 PM] Lucy Hale's genderbent: you were a dick and will not be missed

[11:53:09 PM] Pookie Bear AKA Shota Boyfriend: the terror shall be mourned but not missed

[levdontlivehereanymore-blog-blog]

Houdini's funeral was tastefully conducted.

I played "Carry on Wayward Son" while my roommate put Houdini's body in a gift bag full of tissue. The following eulogy was given.

"Houdini was a simple sugar glider. He lived as he died: metal as fuck."

I don't give good speeches under duress.

[levdontlivehereanymore-blog-blog]

My sugar glider died unexpectedly.

And now I am sad and all I want to do it eat ice cream and watch Steel Magnolias and weep.