misteltoe, accidental
>You spot the mistletoe first, and your eyes light up. This is perfect! You’re shopping with Elliot and this! Means! Kissing Elliot! Yes yes yes yesssss…>Quickly you scuttle over to where the mistletoe is at and turn around to the aisle Elliot was at.“Elliot! Elliot come look at these cute little lights over here!”>You may in fact be vibrating excitedly. Going to kiss your morail. Going to kiss your moraiiiiiiiil….you do your best to act nonchalant as Elliot rounds the corner. The coroner looks up and grins broadly.“Oh! Pem! You’re under the mistletoe with Sam!” he exclaims chipperly.>Wait. Wat. You turn around and only just then do you realize that the Baron had been coming around the corner behind you…looking just as surprised as you.“You know what this means right? You two need to kiss!” Elliot chirps.>Oh no. This wasn’t the plan. HnnNnNnn…you’re going to die. You’re going to die smooching the wrong man’s morail. You look up at him, as if trying to gauge if he’s going to just turn around and nope out of this…doesn’t look like it. Hfff…you can feel Elliot’s eyes upon you. The pressure is on. Ok…maybe you’ll just get on your tip-toes and if he backs away you can also back away. Just…tip toe up…oh no he’s leaning down. Is this what chucklevoodoos are?! This feeling of terror and doom!?!? You’re going to diiiiiiie…
>Give +1 kiss to the Baron.
