#rip john andre

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

their asses did NOT work it out on the remix

[hewlettscute]

Today marks 243 years since Major André (sexy man) died

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

the cost of his life unfortunately 😔🫡🕊️

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

john andre wouldn't have been executed if the continental army had given him a chance to lip sync for his life

[hewlettscute]

Had to do this one because they're my second favourite turn couple

Also how I came up with these is not original it was a tik tok trend and I realised I need to do it for turn

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

Lmao, I just had a thought. Y’know that SpongeBob meme of squidward trying to sleep while SpongeBob has a cowboy hat on?

Washington trying to sleep while Ben gets his back blown out by André in 1780

*SCREAMS* but honestly you're so real for this. i really start thinking i'm the creative one here, and then i'm hit with asks like this

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

so true john

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

wow that john andre fella sure is hot. i do hope that nothing bad happens to him