#rip player

[doodlethesnicker]

Yeet em

Carmen: Gotta go, Mom made us Italian spaghetti!

Player: *snorts* Having spaghetti without me? Aight.

Carmen:

-10 minutes later-

Player: *sends selfie of an angry-yet-amused Player standing next to a window, a spaghetti bowl flying through the sky*

Player: You sent SPAGHETTI through a CATAPULT??

[doodlethesnicker]

CS Through Google Translate Pt 2

Back with more translated CS! Reblog with tags or reply to this post with what you’d like to see translated next if you have any suggestions :3

Original Phrase: “I’ll be at a disadvantage with Player tied up in class.” (S4 Trailer, Carmen)

1. I have a problem with the gamer being his teacher. 2. There is a problem with my speaker. Fix in style. (what the-) 3. Classroom gamers have watermelons. (..I give up) 4. The delivery servicemen are gaming.  5. Apprehend the gamers. They are penalized if they have pigeons. (???)

..Yes. I now know that it’s illegal to be a gamer and own a pigeon at the same time. Thanks, Google Translate!