#rip toaster

[kdpartworks]

I'm very disappointed with you, I just read the update Eventually a Tortoise IV and the ending with Zeus face timing Ganymede? Your telling me he's the person who gets his face too close, not the person that the camera is just always pointed at their chest and you can't help but wonder what they are doing?

In all honesty love the comic keep up the beautiful work, I hope you have an exceptional day.

Ahah, I think Zeus vs. modern technology is absolutely hilarious. I can’t help but picture him with that classic “too old for this shit” attitude trying to figure out how to use the camera during a call, randomly sitting on his phone, or, you know, breaking it for the dumbest reasons just because he conducts electricity (which probably means he could charge phones too—lovely).

Another funny image is him trying to type a message and slowly losing his mind because his fingers are too big for the keyboard. Pure gold.

So definitely, yes. To me he would totally be the FULL FACE ZOOM person while he's facetiming someone ahah Only Italians will understand it, but I simply know that Zeus would have asked Hermes to help him with SPID, lol

[stomachachesxxx]

can we have a moment of silence for my winnie the pooh toaster that broke today💔💔

[alexablissmark]

darby blows up your toaster

reader gn <3 

it was late at night, or rather, early in the morning. the sun was just barely coming up, and not even the birds were singing yet. all of a sudden, you hear a loud noise that made you jolt out of bed. 

*BOOM!!!* 

“what the-!” you said, as you sat straight up, and reach over for your boyfriend out of instinct. 

except, he wasn’t there. instead, you heard obnoxiously loud laughter. 

“ugh,” you rolled your eyes. 

of course he would be up to something! but this early already?? you knew you should’ve trusted your gut when Darby asked if his friends can “crash on your couch” just a few hours ago. 

you threw on some slippers and walked to the back door. 

and there it was. the scene of the murder. 

your beautiful toaster you had used to make countless pieces of perfectly cooked bread. Darby and his friends noticed your arrival. but, you didn’t look at them. no, you were too focused on the kitchen appliance that served you so many good lunches, breakfasts, and dinners. now smashed to bits, with smoke all around the air, black soot around it, and the small red firecrackers they stuffed into it. 

thank god you lived in the country. 

Darby came over to you. 

“don’t worry,” he said. “i thought ahead this time!” 

“yeah, this time,” you rolled your eyes, and began to walk away. 

“go look in the kitchen!” he yelled as you stepped in the house. 

and low and behold, a brand new, technologically updated toaster was waiting just for you! 

next to it was a card, it was one of those “i’m sorry” cards. 

it read: “sorry, we got bored. love you! -darby”  

[archi-cas]

I forgot toasters can't swim. I juswt wante dot give my chil da barth and now hes dead an dits my fault and mi fijust like my brother mu otaster sons dead:(

[sadieffs-blog1]

the ship meme the ship meme !!

controls the remote: grayson??? although sadie would try to fight it 110% but she would fail which means you get a salty sadie

controls the furnace: sadiE just bc she’s so stubborn that she would legit stand by it if he ever tried to change it and as soon as he did she would change it right back

makes nachos at 2 am: .... they’re both very likely, but i think that grayson is still a more likely too

really really likes Candy Crush: sadie she definitely gets so competitive about it and hes gotta be like yo chill...

drinks directly from the orange juice jug: graysoN definitely all the time

tracks mud inside the house: grayson most likely and she’s always like bish.... tf

takes the kids out of school early to go to a baseball game: sadiE she woulds probs take her kids out for whatever reason tho like just for fun lets do it

does crafts and leaves them half-finished on the table: ima say sadie?? 

broke the toaster and lied about it: lEGIT COULD BE EITHER I CAN SEE BOTH OF THEM BREAKING EVERYTHING

[mentacose-archive]

@sociallyawkwardtoaster ever since you joined squadtron you’ve done nothing but suffer

[mookingryan]

Okay I know slamming the toaster wouldn't fix it but at least I had a release for my anger

[aeizw]

one time u tried to make grilled cheese in a toaster and it didn't work because u sUCK

i hate you