Dec 27, 2015
“so, i hope all of you had a nice holiday, but i can’t wait for new years. i love parties.”
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“so, i hope all of you had a nice holiday, but i can’t wait for new years. i love parties.”
If you haven’t heard yet, I just dropped a new single. it’s me. I’m single.
A lot of people ask me why I have a piece of cheese tattoo’d on me. I simply tell them it’s none of their business... it’s nacho cheese.
❛ sorry-- look, i’m not in the mood right now to pretend like i’ve been listening to whatever it was you’ve been talking about. catch me again when i haven’t got alcohol in hand and maybe we’ll get a second go at this conversation.
“ what the hell does ‘penny for your thoughts’ even mean? like, why would i charge someone a penny if they wanna know what i’m thinking? and why would it be a penny in the first place? nobody wants to have a wallet full of pennies. ”
“ i almost fought a kid for accidentally knocking over my slushy but i kept calm though, i promise i didn’t hit an eleven year old. enough about my day, how was yours ?? ”
@graysonreines: trying to get something in victoria's secret is like trying to emerge unscathed from a battlefield. i smell like a fucking 11 year old girl who only just discovered body spray.
“i cant decide if i want cheese or pepperoni pizza, this is an internal conflict for me.”