♡ O V A ♡

And since we know that dreams are dead, and life turns plans up on their head, I will plan to be a bum, so I just might become someone.

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                   ❝ —- —HUH? sorry, the club was p a c k e d until  last call last night. even after, actually. security had their hands full. i didn’t get much sleep, obviously. –and now i’m rambling.  was this your seat or something? ❞

[ovamp3]

Oh, um no, I was just asking if you were alright. You seemed like you were about to pass out, but yeah, you should probably go home and take a nap. 

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Playing tag is a lot more competitive now than it was when I was little. And sand is definitely not the best surface to run on. That being said, I’m pretty sure I’ve sprained my ankle. Send help.

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Really? I find it a lot more relaxing now. Sand isn’t, but it’s better than mulch on the playground. Boo hoo, that sucks. Do you want me to get you like a bandage roll or something? I’m not a doctor, I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy. 

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shteagan

“You don’t have to tell me anything. It’s not that it’s an interesting tattoo it’s the story behind getting the tattoo that’s more interesting. Oh, yeah. Like what?”

Well, yeah. I actually had the tattoo planed for months, but then I was just like ‘fuck it’ and did it after a show. Like a balloon animal, an ice cream truck, a lollipop, a teddy bear, etc, etc. 

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yikesneomi

Yeah, your’re actually the first person I’ve met with a cheese tattoo! Do you only have one, then? Or is there any other cheese tattoo on you, sweets?

That’s really cool. I only have this one. I haven’t really had the need to get another one- about cheese, that is. Do you have any tattoos? 

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jcsephines

“ really cool. i’m pretty sure you were being sarcastic when you said making fun of people is the perfect way to do comedy, correct? which is enough of a lecture to last me a lifetime. ”

Yes, I was definitely being sarcastic. That’s enough of a lecture? Have you ever gone to school?

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tcurus

I bet real comedians hate puns. Since they’re like.. humor snobs and puns are the lowest form of humor. They probably look at us pun makers like we’re some sort of uncivilized animals. Really? How do you feel small when you’re thinking about little, trivial things? Usually when you’re thinking deeply, that’s when you realize how small you are. He’s not a bad example. But, hey, Squidward lives in a nice house, and he’s still a grouch, so it isn’t just trash cans! Anyone can be grouchy. But I recommended you pick a good charity, like an animal charity or something and you go and pick kids. Ridiculous.

Eh, probably. I bet Joey Gladstone loved puns. Maybe they do, but it’s not like the can tame us. They should just learn to accept all different kinds of humor. When I think lightly it’s like I’m not even thinking at all- like I’m numb, and that’s what makes me feel small. When I think deeply it makes me feel like I’m doing the best of what I can. Why do you feel small when you think deeply? Well, Squidward was only pissy because of Spongebob and his own snobbiness. I guess you’re right though, cause didn’t Oscar have that one ‘I love trash’ song or whatever? So you’re saying that kid charities aren’t good ones? 

[ovamp3]

So it’s 6am and I just finished Ova’s bio. That thing took me so long, but I’m proud that I finally got it done! 

Okay so it’s REALLY LONG and VERY TRIGGERING so I’m sorry, but yeah. If you want, you should go read it and come plot with me.

I’m gonna go to bed now, so goodnight/morning/afternoon & here’s the link if you wanna read it!!!

http://ovamp3.tumblr.com/ova

P.S. I’m looking for a male character for a plot i really want, so if you’re interested go check out the bio or see it as tba on here: http://ovamp3.tumblr.com/connections

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yikesneomi

Ohh, I see. It’s personal, I understand. But just sayin’, you’re actually the first person I know that has a cheese tattoo.

Really? That’s cool. I’ve met about five other people with at least one cheese tattoo. Two of them have like three. 

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jcsephines

“ you don’t seem like the worrisome type. so sorry if my sense of humor isn’t your cup of tea, but that’s just me being myself, so why should it warrant this kind of lecture? ”

I am, just with people I’m close with. What kind of lecture? All I was doing was saying that that’s not my kind of humor.

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tcurus

Even if they don’t love the joke itself, they love having a reason to make fun of the person who made the joke, you know? So everyone wins when it comes to puns! I have. Lots of people hate puns. Maybe they just hate other people having fun? I dunno, I don’t pay much attention to people who hate puns. They’re usually not very fun anyway. Yikes, that doesn’t sound like very much fun either. I can’t imagine how gloomy my outlook would be if I deep thought about everything, ‘cause when you start deep thinking, things start to suck a lot more. Oscar seemed to like having garbage around him, though. Maybe it’s not half bad. Except.. yeah, he was pretty grouchy. Maybe I am, but probably not. I’m content with my current trash can knowledge. I gave you one job to do, and you totally ignored it. Thanks, thanks a lot.

Uh... sure. That is so sad, I never want to meet a pun-hater. I wanna agree with you on that, but I know that everyone likes different things and ugh. If I ever actually do meet one, I’ll be sure to ask them why they don’t like puns. I can’t imagine how indifferent my outlook would be if I thought lightly of everything. When I think lightly it makes me feel small, and more sucky, so to each their own. Oscar is definitely not a good example. I’d probably be content too if they all have bad personalities. You didn’t give me any job, you said that you’d donate to any charity I was supporting- not you. That was the whole point of the deal, Mister.

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jcsephines

“ i’ll have so much fun, don’t worry. uhm, yeah, pretty much. you have to be able to laugh at yourself, right? ”

I wasn’t worrying, but okay. Yeah, I laugh at myself when I do dumb shit, but not when I’m just being myself.

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yikesneomi

I just…Mind if I ask you though like why you got that tattoo?

Hey, you can ask, but I’m not going to tell you. 

It’s actually quite personal.

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shteagan

“Fair enough. It’s your cheese, not mine. If you do turn into one of those seagulls from Finding Nemo though you have to tell me why you have a cheese tattoo before you fully transition into a bird.”

Why must I tell you? Is it really that interesting of a tattoo? I have a lot of others that seem far more enticing. 

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treyjxhnson

Oh, wow. That’s pretty good. If you don’t mind me asking — what kind of cheese is it?

Thanks. It’s baby swiss cheese! It’s pretty good to eat with ritz crackers.