◤° gRIP²

[wtvrbethany]

“’A great personality,’ I’m gonna be sick. You can’t tell jack shit about someone’s personality from a drunken hookup; anyone that says they can is a damn liar.” Stevie paused for a moment and looked away from the boy in fear that she might actually gag at the very thought of his statement. With a shake of her head, she turned her attention back to him, her soft features drenched in irritation. “Yeah well, it’s not like you’ll get another chance. ’A great personality’,” she mocked again, attempting to mimic his voice (rather poorly), “It’s like I fucked a damn Disney prince. How disappointing.”

[kadengdi]

He raised his brows at her words, crossing his arms over his chest in amusement. “ Damn, Wednesday, I did say that I didn’t really talk to her. ” He shook his head in disbelief in her reaction to his words, more amused than anything. “ Maybe not, but she was a good lay either way. ” He let out a startled laugh at her mumbled comment. “ Is that supposed to be an insult? Would you rather I described you as petty and spoiled rotten? ”

[wtvrbethany]

“Sure… Y’know, ’tiny brunette’ doesn’t give me much to go on, babe. Tell me what you remember about your mystery friend and maybe we can get to the bottom of this. Or you can get on top if you’re lucky.”

[kadengdi]

“ great tits, if i think hard enough about it. a-and, of course, a great personality, i guess. we didn’t talk much, really. our, uh, mouths were kinda busy... bottom, top — i’m cool with both. ”

[wtvrbethany]

“Have you ever been so drunk that you only remember bits and pieces of shit that happened? I’m pretty sure I screwed some guy after my parents’ giant holiday party last night but all I can remember is that he was kind of tall, blonde, and had nice arms. Whoops. I’d say I won’t ever have another drink again but I think we both know that’d be a lie.”

[kadengdi]

“ that’s, uh, really strange, ‘cause i’m pretty sure there was a tiny brunette in my bed last night... but, uh, could’ve been anyone, yeah? ”

[hcydensxndrs]

“KC.” She smiled at him. “I’m not really sure, but I think we met before.”

[kadengdi]

“ really? ” he asked, running a hand through his hair in embarrassment. “ well, i apologize for forgetting and seeming like a complete asshole. i guess it’s a pleasure to meet you... again. ”

[rcseqvrtz-deactivated20230430]

“you know what? next time she tries the pull the guilt thing on me i’ll be sending her to you, especially now that i know you’d willingly do it. well duh, i didn’t grow up with you and not learn a little something about superheroes. i should have picked it up to see how he reacted.”

[kadengdi]

“ fine by me. unless it’s, like, a baby. i don’t know anything about caring for an infant. that kid could die. who says you could’ve lifted it? i know you’re not worthy. ”

[hcydensxndrs]

“Oh yeah, you probably haven’t met me before.”

[kadengdi]

“ well, now’s as good a time as any. i’m kaden, nice to meet you. ”

[hcydensxndrs]

“Did you leave those sunflowers on my doorstep? They look so beautiful, actually and I couldn’t really throw them away. I just wanted to know who’s it from.”

[kadengdi]

“ uh, not that i remember? sorry, but i don’t even think i’ve met you before. ”

[atderekchunn]

12/21

“ i’m just getting sick of unreliable people now. igonrance is real nowadays. ”

[kadengdi]

“ see, people are the fuckin’ worst, alright? that’s why you just go out and find new, disposable people as often as you can. ”

[redriverhq]

“I was planning to go see my family today, so after doing some last minute Christmas shopping I drive over to their house. I expect to see my family being all happy go lucky, except it’s not. I hear my step-mum yelling at my dad and hes yelling back, then my brother joins in. So, me being the curious little shit I am, I walk up to the front door, unlock it and listen to the conversation, my step-mum yells “it’s fuckin’ disturbing, Laurence! Why is it in the home with our children?” I’m very confused at this point and turn around to walking into the living room. The next thing, may surprise you because I do not get scared easily, I end up dropping my bag and screaming in horror because chillin’ in my father’s hallway is a six foot tall dog butler with a fuckin’ monocle.”

[kadengdi]

“ what the fuck? sounds like a nightmare. ”

[igneous]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[rcseqvrtz-deactivated20230430]

my mother is notorious for guilting me into things, and today was no exception. a friend of hers had a babysitter cancel on her last minute so of course, she volunteered me. i mean, i love kids and he was adorable so i didn’t mind, but i hated that she just assumed i’d be available. anyway, it was getting close to his bedtime so i asked him to help me put away his toys. he did it without arguing, but left his toy thor hammer on the floor. when i asked why he didn’t pick it up, he looked at me like i was crazy then told me he wasn’t worthy. basically, my night was just made by a seven year old.

[kadengdi]

“ i’m insulted that she didn’t think to call me. as a matter of fact, i happen to be absolutely amazing with children; they can’t help but love me. well, duh, les —— only he who possesses the power of thor can lift the hammer. come on. ”

[kadengdi]

got your eye on anyone?

“ i’m really diggin’ adrianna, actually. smart, gorgeous and nice? she’s, like, the whole package. but, you know.. i’m keeping my options open. ”

[kadengdi]

[redriverhq]

“That’s pathetic. You may have some upper body strength, but I bet I have more.”

[kadengdi]

“ i’m used to it; i’m over it. oh, really? you’re so tiny; i find that really hard to believe. ”

[yikesneomi]

“ –-––––– i, um… i don’t-– i don’t know?? ”

[kadengdi]

“ ——— fuck. ”

[adrianncs]

‘ you’ll soon find out, i consider myself the queen of nicknames, so get ready to have a shitload thrown at ya. nice to meet you though, blondie. sounds better than bein’ here where there’s a new fuckin’ rumor about ya, every week. ‘s adrianna. aw, well aren’t you cute when you’re tryin’ to flirt ? ’

[kadengdi]

“ really, now? well, you’re just gonna have to prove it to me; can’t wait. doubtful — we’re aiming to be noticed, so i guess staying home would’ve been more beneficial. well, it’s a pleasure to meet you. i do try.. really, i do. ”