Abort! Abort! Mistakes Were Made!
Goodness, dear readers, I’m not sure if you heard all that commotion but...
We were hit with a bloody cannon! Oh goodness, it hit us right in Paige’s room. I’d just left when it happened and when I came back... Well, I’m just glad no real harm came to Paige.
A few bruises and scratches, but nothing to sniff at... Oh but the poor girl is out cold... I’m laying by her now... Did you know Paige drools sometimes? Makes an awful mess of the bed, really.
Gosh... I just hope she’s okay... The ship’s nurse said that she would be fine but... Well... I worry...
And yet again I failed to protect her... Oh Arnold would have my hide... Good thing I won’t be seeing him anytime soon!
Wait... Where did Paige’s audio diary go? Crackers and soup! I’m sorry to cut this visit short, dear readers, but I really must go find that diary! Paige would be so upset if it were to get lost... Or worse, if someone other than myself were to listen to it...