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And imagine Anna singing RJ this.

White boys are so pretty Skin as smooth as milk White boys are so pretty Hair like Chinese silk White boys give me goose bumps White boys give me chills When they touch my shoulder That's the touch that kills Well, my momma calls 'em lilies I call 'em Piccadillies My daddy warns me "Stay away!" I say "White boy! Come on out and play!" White boys are so groovy White boys are so tough Every time that they're near me I just can't get enough White boys are so pretty White boys are so sweet White boys drive me crazy Drive me indiscreet White boys are so sexy Legs so long and lean Love those sprayed-on trousers Love the love machine My brother calls 'em rubble That's my kind of trouble My daddy warns me "no no no" But I say "White boys go go go go!" White boys are so lovely Beautiful as girls I love to run my fingers And toes through all their curls Give me a tall A lean A sexy  A sweet A pretty A juicy White boy Black boys! White boys! Black boys! White boys! Mixed media!

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Imagine RJ singing a genderbent version of this for Anna.

"Black girls are delicious Chocolate flavored love Licorice lips like candy Keep my cocoa handy

I have such a sweettooth when it comes to love

Black girls are delicious Mocha mousse, hot fudge Maple syrup plenty Call me sugar daddy She is my dessert tray When it comes to love Once I tried a diet  Of quiet rest, no sweets But I went nearly crazy And I went clearly crazy Because I really craved for My chocolate flavored treat Oh! Black girls are nutritious Black girls fill me up Black girls are so damn yummy She satisfies my tummy Black girls are delicious Raisins in the sun Black, black, black, Black, black, black, Black, black,  Black girls!"

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There's a moment you know... You're fucked. Not an inch more room to self destruct. No more moves, oh yeah, the dead end zone. No you just can't call your soul your own...

And the thing that makes you really jump? Is that the weirdest shit is still to come... You can ask yourself: "Hey, what have I done?" You're just a fly, the little guy they kill for fun.

Yeah you're fucked if you just freeze up. Can't do that thing, that keepin' still. But you're fucked if you speak your mind. And you know, uh huh, you will.

Yeah you're fucked alright, and all for spite You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye! Totally fucked! Will they mess you up? Well ya know they're gonna try!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Disappear? Yeah, well, you wanna try. Wanna bundle up into some big-ass lie long enough for them to all just quit long enough for you to get out of it.

Yeah you're fucked alright, and all for spite You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye! Totally fucked! Will they mess you up? Well ya know they're gonna try! (x2)

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah  Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah (x2)

Totally fucked!

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In which RJ reveals to TJ that he's Bi.

"So like... You have sex with guys?" "Yup." "Like... You have in the past?" "Yup." "How do you like.... even do that?" RJ looks TJ dead in the eye with a straight face. "We stand in front of each other and wack our dicks together." "What?" "Yeah, back and forth like a sword fight." "...Seriously?" "No! You fucking idiot!"

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Headcanon: Blaise doesn't like waking up in the morning, and often struggles to be motivated to crawl out of bed and get ready for the day, so RJ sings this to him and plays with his hair to wake him up gently instead of blasting an alarm. 

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Fucked up song from a fucked up musical but RJ loves it and this is the song he's singing to Eilonwy.

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He went away and you hung around and bothered me every night

and when I wouldn't go out with you, you said things that weren't very nice.

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] When you see him comin' better cut out on the double. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] You been spreadin' lies that I was untrue. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] So look out now, cuz he's comin' after you. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.]

Heeeeey, He knows what you been tryin'! Aaaaaand, He knows that you been lyin'!

He's been gone for such a long time. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] But now he's back and things will be fine. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] You're gonna be sorry you were ever born. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] Cuz he's kind big, and he's awful strong. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.]

Heeeeey, He knows I wasn't cheatin'! Noooooow, You're gonna get a beatin'!

What made you think he'd believe all your lies? Wah-oooo, Wah-oooo You're a big man now, but he'll cut you down to size! Wah-oooo, Wah-oooo

My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.] If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation. [Hey la, de, la, my boyfriend's back.]

Yeah, my boyfriend's back! Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back! I can see him comin' so you better get-a-runnin' alright now yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My boyfriend's back now, he'll be comin' after you because he knows what you been tryin'...