#roadfail

[transportaplooza]

He hit snooze on common sense and gas on everything else

A man sleeping in a car is awakened.

He drives off, crashes over street signs, crosses the role and hits a pole.

[comoroadfail]

A disastrous glaze of ice hit Columbia on Friday just as commuters were going home. In a span of 2.5 hours, there were 100 car accidents. I won't even go into how the Columbia Public Works had planned to have a skeleton crew working the streets until 11:00 pm, which is basically like letting the police handle a Godzilla attack for four hours.

This map is what brings me here today. This is the official City of Columbia Snow Status Map, and it is incomprehensible. How hard can it be? There's a legend and there is a map. Well, 

What do blue lines mean?

What do red lines mean?

Does the white in the legend correspond to the white areas of the map?

Then what does light gray mean?

It's also not very comforting that 24 hours later, no areas apparently has a "completed pass of residential streets."

[donttrustrobotz]

Rally Crashes!!!