#roarkgen10

[curmudgeonness]

Sooo... when I decided to rename Tobias’ Holo-Sprite, A joke came to mind about a new employee at a Tickle Me Elmo factory.  The new employe was put at the end of the assembly line and instructed to give each Elmo two test tickles before they were packaged.

The new employee had never heard of Tickle Me Elmos before and misunderstood the instructions to give each Elmo two testicles.

The joke is much funnier if spoken, so I’m not giving the text verbatim.

Anyway... Tobias can now choose to Clean Testicles...

[curmudgeonness]

Dare one of my Sims to dumpster dive?  Not much of a dare, really.

[curmudgeonness]

Talking behind one’s back...

Moved my office today... no longer sharing with the chatty Cathy... 

*sings*  

There will be peace in the valley for me, some day There will be peace in the valley for me, oh Lord I pray There'll be no sadness, no sorrow No trouble, trouble I see There will be peace in the valley for me, for me

[curmudgeonness]

As they wait for commencement, Calypso whips out his business plan in front of everyone and begins polishing it!  *gasp*

I just want it to be over already!  Hurry up, game; catch up!

[curmudgeonness]

Tobias wanted to increase his Advanced Technology skill, so they got hover boards to travel around campus.

[curmudgeonness]

[Interloc'ter:] Ladies and gentlemen, be seated Mister Bones, Mister Bones How do you feel, Mister Bones? [Bones:] Rattlin'! [Interloc'ter:] Mister Bones feels rattlin'! Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's a good one Tell a little story, Mister Bones [Bones:] How can you keep an angry dog from biting you on Monday? [Interloc'ter:] That joke is old, the answer is to kill the dog on Sunday [Bones:] That's not the way to keep a dog from biting you on Monday [Interloc'ter:] How would you bring the thing about? [Bones:] Have the doggie's teeth pulled out! [Interloc'ter:] Oh, Mister Bones, that's terrible!

[curmudgeonness]

That looks painful!

[curmudgeonness]

So unnaturally bright; like I painted it on the screen shot... perhaps I did... perhaps I didn’t.