things that have happened to my guy, rob gear, the most normal guy in the world, over the past few sessions
homoerotic cpr after falling in the pool. there is photographic evidence of this being spread among the fujoshi warriors and architects in the group.
best friend's wife talked, at length, about how much she wants her husband to fuck rob in front of her. and then she watched gay porn for the first time with the first female friends she's literally ever made.
rob's been avoiding said best friend in an attempt to get over the crush and he fucking TACKLED HIM and forced him to wear one of his jackets from when he was a teen.
when asking someone who is supposedly my friend wtf the deal is with the fujo wife, she told him about the fujoshi tendencies and also that the normal gay couple fucked in his pilot seat and didn't clean up afterwards. and also tried to get me to admit gay feelings but THAT didn't happen thank god.