#robbierottenkin

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Most meme kin? Robbie Rotten ofc. I mean I was ‘meme of the year’ in 2016.

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When I was a kid Glanni often came over. Sometimes he’d give me tips to steal things and not get caught. Other times he’d stick around and watch tv with me while we had snacks. We drifted away some when I moved to Lazytown but we still kept in touch. He was both my cousin and brother even if we weren’t siblings because we were just that close. I knew he ended up being worse than I ever could be but I’d still defend him if I knew in my heart he was truly innocent for something he accused of doing. And I knew he’d do the same for me.-🍬Robbie Rotten

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Sportacus liked eating dry cat food. This is not some lie or w/e. He actually did. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with my husband-🍬Robbie Rotten

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Sportacus more like Sportacute; love you darling, I always have🍬Robbie Rotten

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I want Sportacus back. Not any Sport. MY Sport. The one who’d hold me gently when I was relapsing into depressive episodes. Or having panic attacks bc memories of Nikolás(my canon #9 who was my abuser) were coming back to me. Who’d grab the knife from me when my depressive episodes got so bad I’d self harm. Who smelled of flowers and cinnamon apple. Whose wavy hair was soft to the touch like a rabbit. Whose eyes were inhumanly blue. Who’d whisper sweet nothings to me as he’d play with my hair while I sat on his lap. Who helped me get to sleep. Who purred softly in attempts to cheer me up or soothe me. Who’s touch was so gentle when he’d caress my skin. Who was the most pure gentle soul I ever knew.

And Roboticus. Who did about the same as him minus the hair and eyes thing since he lacked both. Who was deeply loyal to me. Who called me sir and respected me more than anyone(minus Sport ofc) else in town. Whose touch was warm and very gentle for a machine. Whose mechanical voice was soothing. Whose stomps, whirrs and clicks as he moved around were relaxing to hear. Who always cheered me up when Sportacus was too busy with the kids. Whose embrace made me feel so incredibly safe. Whose silicon rubber skin was pleasant to the touch. Who would act as innocently childish as Sportacus would at times and manage to be just as adorable as he would when he did it. Who would actually listen to me unlike most of Lazytown. Who made me feel so incredibly important with how he’d treat me. (Sport did the same too, but that wasn’t truly until we dated, Roboticus did it before him fr).

I just miss them both so very very much.

Robbie Rotten🍬(Lazytown)

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Sportacus used to carry me back to the lair when I’d fall asleep in a bench because I left the place because the night air helps me sleep. Though sometimes he’d let me sleep with him on his bed. 🍬Robbie Rotten

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What a wonderful day to remember the fact that I was the 8th most powerful fae in a village of hundreds-🍬Robbie Rotten

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I miss the warm sweet embrace of my elf and robot husbands and their warm voices as either of them would softly talk to me as I’d fall asleep in their embrace. Sportacus’s cute lil elf ears and how they’d twitch and flop. His cute laugh. His sweet voice. His gorgeous eyes. Roboticus’s strangely soothing robotic voice. His soothing whirrs and clicks he’d make when he’d move around. That delightfully cute way he’d call me ‘sir’. How incredibly safe I’d feel in his arms as he’d carry me around town. Fuck I love them so much. Both so handsome and pretty and loving and wonderful. 🥰🥰🥰🥰-🍬Robbie Rotten