#robert rachet

[katatty]

Robert: Hello. Have you been working out?

Iago: You noticed?

Robert: Well, you’re wearing your gym kit.

Iago: Oh, right.

Clive: Robert, are you flirting with him?

[katatty]

Luna: I think he’ll be okay, dude.

Clive: That’s a relief.

Luna: He maybe just needs to spend longer in sleep mode or something. He’s a pretty old model, his batteries might not be lasting as long as they used to.

Clive: Where is he now?

Luna: Uh, I dunno. He was right here-

Clive: Dammit, Rob! AGAIN?

[katatty]

Robert: Couldn’t keep away, hmmm?

Donovan: Yeah, well, um. Okay, I didn’t really need eggs. I just missed the chickens.

Tanith: They’re so cute!

[katatty]

Robert: I really am sorry. It was just a joke. It came out wrong.

Clive: What was the joke supposed to be?

Robert: It was meant to sound like I was commenting on his physique when actually it was just his attire. It was funnier in my head.

Donovan: Sup, heard you guys might be getting a divorce? Is this a bad time to buy some eggs?

Clive: We are not getting a divorce. What has Emmie been writing in that paper of hers?

[katatty]

Clive: I can’t handle this any more, Rob. Maybe it’s best you just moved out.

Robert: Come on, I have-

Clive: Get OUT! Before I really lose my cool.

[katatty]

Robert: I’m just tired, okay? It was... fun, back when you were first pursuing me. Things were more exciting.

Clive: Relationships don’t stay fun and exciting forever, love.

Robert: But you were more exciting, too! You had so much energy, back when you were the town’s Security. Now it’s like all we do is work, and knit, and read, and stay in, and work, until...

Clive: Between the two of us, I’d say you were the workaholic.

Robert: That’s not the point.

Clive: What is the point? All I’m hearing is that you’re bored. There are other things you can do if you want to ‘live a little’. I don’t understand why you’ve jumped to ‘cheat on your husband’.

Robert: A tiny bit of flirting is not cheating!

[katatty]

Luna: Seriously, what’s going on with you? Did your circuits over-heat or something?

Robert: My circuits are fine!

Luna: I don’t get it. This isn’t like you! Did I fuck something up with your settings when I did the reboot?

Robert: Listen, I feel completely fine. I’m just exploring my options.

Luna: Dude. You. Are. Married.

[katatty]

Luna: Shit. Uh-

Clive: W-why is this h-h-happening??

Abigail: Are you okay, Clive?

Clive: Robert is, he’s, he-

Luna: He’s acting like a fucking idiot is what he is.