#luna moonfall

[katatty]

Luna: I think he’ll be okay, dude.

Clive: That’s a relief.

Luna: He maybe just needs to spend longer in sleep mode or something. He’s a pretty old model, his batteries might not be lasting as long as they used to.

Clive: Where is he now?

Luna: Uh, I dunno. He was right here-

Clive: Dammit, Rob! AGAIN?

[katatty]

Has anyone else noticed Oleander has been looking kinda hot lately? Not that I’m out to become Hollyhead’s next homewrecker, but you’ve got to admit it, right? I think it’s the leaf moustache, personally. Makes him look distinguished!

[katatty]

Luna: Seriously, what’s going on with you? Did your circuits over-heat or something?

Robert: My circuits are fine!

Luna: I don’t get it. This isn’t like you! Did I fuck something up with your settings when I did the reboot?

Robert: Listen, I feel completely fine. I’m just exploring my options.

Luna: Dude. You. Are. Married.

[katatty]

Luna: Shit. Uh-

Clive: W-why is this h-h-happening??

Abigail: Are you okay, Clive?

Clive: Robert is, he’s, he-

Luna: He’s acting like a fucking idiot is what he is.

[katatty]

Clive: Luna! There you are. Thank goodness.

Luna: Haha, well, hold on. I haven’t looked at him properly yet! I uh, brought Iago along. I know you guys aren’t getitng along, but he was with me when you called, and-

Clive: Oh, never mind that. There are more important things for me to be worrying about right now!

[katatty]

Robert: Do you want to go out some time? Maybe see a show, or...?

Iago: Look, I know lately everyone is attracted to me for some reason-

Luna: Iago.

Iago: I’m not saying I get it! I don’t think I’m even attractive, my teeth are weird and, well, whatever. I don’t want any trouble with your husband.

Luna: Thank you, Iago. Speaking of Robert’s husband, what’s gotten into you, Rob? What about Clive?

Robert: What about him? He’s over-reacting.

[katatty]

Clive: What the hell are you still doing here? Get out of my house!

[katatty]