#robmyheart asks

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horse

is this you

[robmyheart]

I want you to waterbend your cummies right into my hole

BYE

[robmyheart]

TBH you're too cute if you lived closer I'd hit on you so hard

yes please. hit on me. knock me tf out.

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10. how would you describe your style?

Hipster prep

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How are you? Are you ok?

Hoo boy anon do you have some awful timing. I’m not doing so well actually. I’m starting to plan big changes in my life and a possible move in the next four months and I’m anxious as hell and afraid I’m leaving a lot of loose ends and that I need to make up for a bunch of shit. Very big depression mood lol but I guess that’s not too major. How about you?

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74: Favourite animal? 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr 148: What I'm really bad at 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery

74. Favorite animal?

RACCOONS. MAPACHE. RATON LAVEUR. WASCHBÄR. ラクーン.

77. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

(I just answered this so I’ll copy and paste what I said here).

I don’t know, there are a lot of songs that make me happy. I’ll just put a short playlist here: “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls / “Lonely Town” by Brandon Flowers / “Dance Anthem of the 80′s” by Regina Spektor / “Love Myself” by Hailee Steinfeld / “What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes

81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Ugghhh I haaaaaate this question. I don’t want to alienate any of my mutuals because you all fucking rock and I would hate to lose any of you. I’ll just @ some of the ones who have been super nice with messaging me on here (which all of you should do because I love talking to y’all.) @jewzians @hexa-jon @low-kii-ratchet @charlizzard @whiskeyuncle (and of course whoever you are, anon, for sending me these questions <3)

Honorable mentions: @notcalvin @hesburiedinthesnow @your-favorite-nerd-geek

148. What I’m really bad at

Being a functional human being. I’m literally leaving first thing tomorrow morning to catch a flight to DC and I’ve done absolutely no packing yet. HOO I am the king of preparedness and mental acuity.

151. What I’d do if I won the lottery

Not gonna lie, I’d use a lot of it to fund a move out east to a nice city and get a nice apartment and chill the fuck out for a long time. I’d probably give a lot of it to my family, friends, and I’d donate some too. 

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28, 12, 19

12. How many people have you ever hooked up with?

I’m just going to assume the definition for “hooking up” here refers to anything with another guy’s penis, minus legit relationships. Yikes. I almost don’t want to answer this because I’m actually a bit ashamed…

the answer is 12 people. the number goes down by over half if you mean this as just anal encounters. Though I doubt that’s any better. 

19. How do you know when it’s time to end a relationship?

God damn, y’all are really giving me tough questions. I really hate whoever sent these jfc. I honestly don’t think I could answer this because you can’t really rely on the voice of an outside party to judge whether or not there’s a right time to end a relationship. The only person that can tell you that is you. If you feel unhappy and if talking about your problems with the other person isn’t helping, I feel like you have to make that decision on your own. Always always always communicate your feelings first and see if you can’t fix a problem by talking. I am sticking to that piece of advice until the day I fucking die.

28. Do you think long distance relationships can work?

I really don’t. Relationships work best when you have presence to the other person, and that physicality is crucial to a successful relationship. I just don’t see it being very self-sustaining if you’re constantly apart. 

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Is it bad I'm such a hopeless romantic, I had to keep myself from falling in like with you just because your bio has "pokemon addict" in it. Lol and yes I meant like 😂

Yaaaaaasss I like the phrase “falling in like.” It sounds super innocent but intense. Talk to me about Pokemon and I’m yours  😘😘