Like, there’s a bunch the usual stuff that I’d love to have if I were a robot/android. But you bet you’re ass I’m abusing the power of External speakers and fast internet connection. I’m talking playing Grass Skirt Chase EVERY time I’m running from someone or to something. Every. single. time. I’m playing Funky Town on low quality while my gears in my hips makes my upper body spin 360 degrees slowly. If someone is staring at my screen face I’ll play the sound of those electric doorbells and make my face camera show my POV of them starting at me to get them to look away. I will in fact be always watching twitch streams of my favorite people since I now have no reason to explain away never watching them. I’ll keep the volume for that down low tho.
