Escaped Containment, All I Got Was This Blog

Casual Necromancer. The years That I have spent on this earth: 23. One of those that swings both ways, AC-DC’s. They/Them. Unapologetically attracted to the giant fairies from botw/totk, apologetically attracted to Melli from Pokémon Legends Arceus, even tho I hate his guts. If you send me rocks i you will gain + 5 in friendship points. If you’re a mutual of mine and I’m only liking your reblogs, it means I’ve hit post limit and it’s all going in the queue babey

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[boombnuy]

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[dogpuppy]

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[nightrizer]

Pride Budgies!  ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🦜

[seifferbdo]

Absolutely loved this movie. Spoiler warning for project hail Mary.

[lamuliz]

colored the doodles!

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[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[wahwahgeorgeharris0n]

Happy Conclave day

[herbatamigdalowa]

tell them vincent

[wolfythewitch]

Hehehehe doodle

[exlaity]

guy who does Not want to be here anymore

[pedalingsu]

may god grant us a pope who knows what it is to exist between the world’s certainties

[sunnydaydrawings]

This was one of the most funniest things I've seen in a movie.

His expression killed me metaphorically.

[pinimi]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

the conclave book describing Tremblay’s papal candidacy as “he had the advantage of seeming to be an American without the disadvantage of actually being one” is actually so fucking funny. mr Robert Harris did you have any idea how well this would age