#robot penis

[marsreiflamesniper]

Just walked into my apartment building telling my roommate about how I think e-cigs remind me of robot penises and of course an elderly man is coming out of his apartment. I could do nothing but smack my head and bow my head in shame.

[tortillion]

Little Tiny Robot Penis

Me: I loved "The Iron Giant". It made me misty at the end.

Prime: Did you cry because the giant sold his robot penis for the boy's Christmas gift and the boy sold his butt for the giant's Christmas gift and they could never fuck again?

Me: what?!? No! That's not even the story!

Prime: Gift of the magi, bitch.

Me: You're not allowed to write children's movies anymore.

Prime: [laughing]

Me: How would that even work? The giant is like 8 storeys tall. That little kid would be ripped apart.....Unless the giant had a little tiny robot penis.

Prime: [still laughing]

Me: Ugh. You ruin everything.

[am-i-a-christ-figure-yet]

So yeah, there's a wall of robotic penises that visualizes the stock market data. How splendid. (Src: www.popsci.com)

[carpooldragons]

when I grow up I want at least one room with a closet or bathroom that doesn't have a door and look exactly the same as the wallpaper in the main room. That's class

[disastrocat-moved]

Almost Human Spoilers

JOHN WANTED TO KNOW IF DORIAN WAS LIKE A KEN DOLL IN THE NETHER REGIONS AND DORIAN SHOWED HIM HIS ROBOT PENIS.

"Is that all for one person?"

I'M GOING TO DIE

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