Your fave is problematic: Jacki
okay so Jacki really loves me
she just likes to hide it because everyone will get jealous
like let me prove this to you, for real:
is the replacement-grandma the night before finals
actually she's just the replacement every day like who am i kidding
makes me a fire crown because I'm her PRINCESS
but in reality she's the princess because she's beautiful af (FOK)
and seriously just perfect if you don't believe me
go look at her face. And stare at it for 33 minutes like I do
every single night before I go to bed. Every single night,
the best thing that happened at Pom 3 is you
the asami to my azula (asami to my korra too)
Ily for coming over every night
And leaving in the morning because you need clothes hurts
you're unbelievably loud when you got your teacher voice on
and a pain in the neck because I have to keep looking down at you shorty
I still can't believe that you never helped me up when i fell from the swing
WHICH IS A STORY THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN LIKE COME ON
You leave things in my room all the time
and always check if THE ZHU is in before entering Pom 315
you think my room is yours too
which is perfectly fine by me
your eyeliner is on point everyday (your eyeliner pencil is probably on point too - like you know, it's pointy? don't hate)
you judge me way too hard every day (Supreme Court Judge?)
you laugh at me because I said I did drugs, which is true
you laugh at me roasting corn
you laugh at me winking which is actually not fair
you laugh at me trying to talk neuroscience even if I know the difference between opiates and opioids
you laugh at me sending emails to the my class
you laugh at me when I can't get a heart right like <#
you laugh at me when I try to keep my legs warm by jumping
you laugh at me when I get lost in Boston
you laugh at me when I make mistakes
you laugh at me even when I don't make mistakes
but that's just part of why you're one of my best friends
and the bomb Pom mom
And sweet pea
And Jack Jack
And Pumpkin
And Babycakes (also baby-savior)
you're A DOOR, my ABLE friend
you're also on the Janitor's closet door, fellow Pommie
I hope you don't get Hom-med
even if I'm jalapeno bee's-nes(t)
because eye care about you
Jacki-chan,
I'm so glad that I stopped on the steps of the Science center to
ask you directions, and even gladder that you were going where I
was because I will go where-ever you go from now on,
partly because I don't want to get lost,
but mostly because I don't want to leave you behind <3
(((P.S. Look at that heart; I'm learning)))
Signed,
Girl with the Pretentiously Long Name










