#robotic dinosaur

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Tyrannosaur "Dino Rider" type toy at thrift! Love love lvoe it. wish it would've ben able to stand on it's own, but hey, we can look past that.

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This Week in Dinosaur News: Three new juvenile iguanodontians from a new species and a new sauropod

This Week in Dinosaur News: Three new juvenile iguanodontians from a new species and a new sauropod

“Reconstructed skull of Chyorodon type specimen MPC-D 100/801.” Retrieved from https://doi.org/10.7717/peerj.5300

  Here’s what came out this week in dinosaur news:

Three juveniles of a new iguanodontian species named Choyrodon barsboldi were found in Mongolia source

A new Amargasaurus relative named Pilmatueia faundezi was found in Argentina source

A fire destroyed most of the National Museum of…

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Robo-Raar! Imma Robo-Monsta!

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From the album Cocaine

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

A robotic dinosaur  :)

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Black Market Robot Trex by ChuckWalton

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You Must Play A Robotic Dinosaur

The Daily What spots a hilarious Craigslist personals ad:

Nothing turns me on more than Jurassic Park role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific. My interest lies entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm.

Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment. More or less any scene from the film involving a mechanical dinosaur interacting with a human will do fine.

I don’t like wasting my time, so make sure you do your homework and watch the film and make sure you can fully embrace the mindset of an animatronic dinosaur. I am an incredibly sexual person and I would make it a blockbuster night that you would never forget.