#robotluhan

[scientistxnicole]

scientistxnicole asked:

[ t e x t ] Heya darling~ [ t e x t ] Haven't seen you in a few weeks. I just got back actually. [ t e x t ] How're you doing?

RECIPIENT: REN.

▶ Hey, stranger. It has been a while, if I knew you were going to be back I would’ve given this trip a second thought.

▶ Everything’s great here, don’t you worry. How about you, love? Where have you been off to all this time?

Contact: Lu Han

[ t e x t ] A long while, hasn't it? [ t e x t ] I'm not the type that simply disappears. I'll always be back. But where are you, darl'? [ t e x t ] I've been back in Europe. Multiple places actually. London, Venice, Paris, and a few days in Zurich.

[scientistxnicole]

Osiris.

Osiris - Do you believe in the underworld?

I do.

[coldhyun]

Not sleepy, butt munch. I woke up anyway.

[tshndere]

Well, I definitely considered decapitating you and burning the remains when you didn't show your face. But you're lucky that I missed you enough to consider otherwise. [/He puffs his cheeks out a little, before sending you a glare, jabbing your stomach harder.] Shut your mouth.

I knew you were hiding an inner psycho beneath that fairy godmother face of yours. *breathes out a fit of cackles and covers face with a hand to hang head low before stifling chuckle against the back of hand, clearing throat with a small wince as your finger prods stomach once again* Fine fine, how about I take you out and treat you some sweets, all’s on me –me spending money for someone else is more rare than seeing a snowflake in summer, just saying!

[tshndere]

[/He scrunches up his nose, glaring at you.] Still conceited at ever. [/He deadpans, letting a small grin spread over his lips.] It's like you never left, Shixun.

I think that’s something I can never get rid of; it’s sunk to the roots of my personality. *purses lips a tad and averts eyes to the side, the corners of lips twitching a bit in a struggle to hold back a chuckle trapped in throat* Maybe I never did –I have to say, chinese doll, you never make sure if you have locked the doors before going to sleep.

[tshndere]

Because you are. I thought you died. [/He jabs at your side, an unimpressed expression on his face.] You better have missed me. Ass. [/He squeezes his arms around you tightly.]

Die? Now I know you have a wide knowledge about humans and their life span but really? *pulls back the slightest bit to motion face with one finger and widens eyes in a playful manner, giving your back a gentle pat* You think I can leave the population without this godly handsome features? It’d be a huge pity.

[tshndere]

Tch. [/He murmurs, inching forwards.] You're an ass. [/He shoves at the others chest before wrapping his arms around his middle.]

I see that people all agree that I am an ass, I swear. *breathes out a soft scoff and pulls you in closer to sway from side to side, dipping head down a bit with hum as lips press a small peck on your cheek* Missed you too though. And you are free to punch me sometime. 

[tshndere]

[/He narrows his eyes a little, pursing his lips and folds his arms over his chest.]

*arches both eyebrows and opens arms wide apart to shake shoulders playfully, wrinkling up nose* C’mere already, baichi.