Imagine being married to Guilliman and having to brute force him into relaxation and self-care by literally locking up his armor, so your marriage is just a constant repeat of the "WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!?" scene from incredibles
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Imagine being married to Guilliman and having to brute force him into relaxation and self-care by literally locking up his armor, so your marriage is just a constant repeat of the "WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!?" scene from incredibles
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One thing about being an advanced lifeform was that everything was enhanced. His skeletal structure, his intellect and... His hearing.
Lifting his cup to his lips, he listened to the conversation going on a few tables away from him, knowing the women of this small backwards planet had no idea he could easily eavesdrop on them.
"They're definitely hot." One of them muttered. "Like crazy hot. I don't run after men, but for them? A bitch might power walk."
"yeah but.. military men. I've been there before, not really keen on going through that again."
"Are you kidding? Look at how they're built! Take a chance, they would rock your world."
"Sex isn't everything." The previous woman sounded cautious. "But.. they are attractive. I would not kick them out of bed for eating cookies."
"Such exacting standards."
Her friend was obviously tipsy already and he heard the shuffle as bodies moved and when he glanced over he could see the girls leaning on one another for support.
And found a pair of dark brown eyes watching him as intently as he'd been listening to them. She froze up for a moment and he saw the brief flicker where she decided he couldn't have possibly heard them. Raising his glass in salute, he was rewarded with the sight of her cheeks flaming with more color.
"Oh my God I think he heard."
"Buy him a drink!" Her friend giggled.
"He has a drink."
"Buy him another. And go over to deliver it. You can say you wanted to share and bring two straws."
"Okay, you're cut off. Let's get you some water."
Practice was what made it easy for him to ensure his expression didn't change as he quickly finished off his drink. If she wouldn't get him a drink, he could always get one for her. A non alcoholic one for her and her friend.