Sep 1, 2023
(At the dinner table)
Me: *explaining Moh’s Hardness Scale for minerals to my parents*
Me: I should really start rereading my old geology books. It’s a good thing I have the mineral hardness scale mostly memorized.
Me: Wait. Most. Moh’s. Mostly. MOH’S-tly! I just made a pun!
Parents and me: *laughing*
Sister: *groan*
Several other geology puns were told tonight.
Me: What’s your favorite mineral?
Mom: I don’t know, let me zinc about it.
Me: I like quartz, of course.
“Don’t take these puns for granite!”
“I really lava geology puns!”
“This rocks!”
My parents were amused. My sister…. Not so much.
