I hate that rockabilly is so popular. I hate that everyone under the age of thirty is all into the rockabilly thing and everyone on earth has stupid leopard or zebra print everything. I hate their stupid sailor jerry tattoos and seeing the word "retro" or "fifties" on everything. I hate that they think they're being an individual when they look exactly like everyone else and listen to the same music and wear their hair the same way and buy the same clothes. I hate that the rockabilly kids are really just people who couldn't hack it as a punk or a goth and wanted to be part of a subculture that's more lenient and easily accesible to belong to. I hate Johnny Cash. I hate that everyone wears Bettie Page bangs, and any music that has a double bass in it is considered rockabilly or psychobilly. I hate that every rockasilly girl in the whole world is a derby girl, or wants to be. I hate that they're ALL obsessed with Dia De Los Muertos shit, like sugar skulls. Sugar skulls suck. I hate that billy kids love zombie anything, as a general rule. I'm sick of seeing their stupid zombie pinup tattoos that they think are so cool and original. I hate The Creepshow. They suck and are NOT rockabilly. They are just stupid. I hate that the people who indulge themsevles on this trend try to lie to themselves and say it's "who they are" when really in the next five years when a different fad comes up for the subcultural world they will be on it like stink on shit and forget they every gave a shit about "retro this, vintage that". I hate fakers. I hate that they all love Cry-Baby and every single one of them will cite "drinking and smokin and going to the bar" on their list of favorite things because that is what's expected of them. I hate how pathetic today's youth is, and how nobody is original anymore, just a copy of someone else.
