Rock Eevolution
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Rock Eevolution
Meet the newest eevee evolution rockeon Rockeon is a rock type evolution of eevee the males have more power speed and armor while the females are more caretakers and protectors of their young Rockeon can run as fast as a india 500 race car and they have special claws to attack his prey and opponents one out three males of the pack is chosen to be alpha
professor oak enters rockeon into contests and loses every time because rockeon is a fucking statue and can't move
rockeon's stats are no attack power, 100% defense power. weaknesses are gravity and hammers, also paper
rockeon's signature move, "exist"
one day rockeon breaks when it falls off of professor oak's desk & he just glues it back together
prof. oak: come on rockeon, move already. What are you a lil bitch
rock type eevee who’s just a fuckin eevee statue but they make it into a pokemon & its pokedex entry is just like “rockeon never fuckin moves what the fuck is its problem”