‘ making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called. ’ He's also eating your food, but that's what you get for not installing better locks.
x - accepting @allpurposebogeyman
He should know better by now. Slade can barely muster up the energy to be irritated, but he digs deep. He finds it. Just for Rod. He grimaces, dropping his belt onto the coffee table, and with his shins, shoves Rod’s legs aside so he can move past him. One piece of armor at a time, pointedly leaving the intruder in silence.
When he finally does speak, an arguably uncomfortable amount of time has passed. He clears his throat and stares Rod down.
“You keep breakin’ in like this, I’m going to have to start charging you rent.”








