#nogoodwitch

[hollowedchest]

@nogoodwitch from here

"my hair is fine." he rolls his eyes and catalogues the knowledge that he had, in fact, come over here to ask her to redo his hair away for a later date. "your's make you look like sentient cotton candy, or a teletubie. "

[10ccs]

this is a fucking terrible night. all a guy wants to do is get a little high and talk a walk through the woods away from that town of nightmares, but it’s just his goddamn luck that the woods aren’t far enough away. there as much as a nightmare as shadow haven as it turns out, and walking back the way he came is useless. he’s walked past the same tree with the same bird perched on it’s branches, watching him with careful eyes, at least three times now. 

it’s when he hears a voice cutting through the trees that he decides to deviate from his path and follow it because maybe they know how to get the hell out of here.

“hey.” he calls out, voice a little thick, not recognizing cathryn with her back turned. “hey. you got a minute?” 

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[antiiheroics]

      “      YOU KNOW  YOU SEE , when i said stay over there and be LOOKOUT i actually meant it ??     ”     kit’s right hand squeezes the firearm into a firm grip , assuring himself for a second time , while his left extends behind him , pressing the heel of his palm into cat’s shoulder.     “    jesus christ what’s with WITCHES and following directions. go the fuck back, cat.     ”

S T A R T E R : @nogoodwitch

[mnstrous]

“     POINTED HATS AND LONG NOISES lined with warts ,     ”     kate remarked , letting her cigarette hang from her fingertips as she exhaled.     “     can’t say it’s what i wholly expected , but i tend to take every little detail with a grain of salt. of course then again , i thought monsters were blood thirsty hell beasts shaped like h a i r y SHADOWS , turns out they can come in the form of scared little curly haired boys. go figure.    ”

@nogoodwitch l i k e d.

[charmingrelic]

   there’s a long silence from him after she says the words i’m pregnant. the words just don’t seem to want to process in his brain. “wait, wait. kid, rewind that for me. did you say you’re pregnant?” 

// @nogoodwitch 

[vvindex]

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he hasn’t slept in about three days. eaten in two. even his cat is worried about him, admittedly she tends to catch on faster than he does when he’s going downhill. poe’s leg moves restlessly where it’s hidden under the counter. “do you, i don’t know, is there anything you can do to just help me sleep for a few hours?” everything he closed his eyes it was the worst of his nightmares, his memories, coming to the surface. 

[hraunwyf-a]

@nogoodwitch // cont.

“just     fuck off with that.” cathryn doesn’t mean to be so harsh, but, well, she hates hearing that. it only sounds like bullshit to her.

‘you’re doing wonderfully’, what a load of shit. cathryn would much rather have someone tell her how awful she’s doing. how she’s constantly fucking up. at least they’d be honest.

not this. just…not this. “my life sucks. i’ve done everything wrong and yes, i’m going to question everything i do because everything i do is stupid.” she cuts loki a look before looking back at nothing with her arms crossed. “just go. i don’t need your help. go give it to sam, he needs it more than i do.”

"Alright, first of all, I'm catering and hosting your wedding in less than a week, you do not get to tell me to fuck off, or I will absolutely boot you out to a twenty-five dollar reception hall and Applebee's for dinner."

Maybe that's a little harsh for Loki—she doesn't mean it in the slightest and would never do that to Cathryn, but here she is trying to cheer her up and it's not working. Then again, Cat has a point in that she and Sam are very, very different, and require different approaches.

"Second," she continues, "by the time I was your age I had murdered one of my brothers and made a blood pact with an eldritch goddess that would radically alter my life and turn me into some kind of apocalypse trigger, so in comparison you're doing much better. You are getting married, you have a baby on the way, and if you don't drop the attitude—not just with me, but with your life in general—then you'll end up the way Sam was, except he actually has the sense to take help where it's offered, and the rest of your life, baby included, will suffer for it. Would you rather have that?"

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listen it’s been a long few weeks