#rodion cod

[unhingedpolycule]

Nikto when Krueger and Rodion coordinate their efforts of making him eat one (1) vegetable

[kommandokawaii]

Making the cutest Modern Warfare operator even cuter part 3

Yes, I draw this guy quite a lot.

[fkkr109]

Nnedd that one place kiss here meme but with one of the cod chars so badd

Kisses

[hellonearhere]

Nikodim "Rodion" Egorov Headcanons

A/N: This is for all of the 3 people who actually care about him. None of these are taking him seriously because I want to skin him❤️‍🩹🌹

I lowkey hate Rodion x Nikto/Krueger, he's too good and funny for those fatherless, dirty, smelly bastards.

Warnings: Do NOT take any of these seriously... well, maybe the CSGO one is real.

Is the peak definition of a CSGO streamer. Literally born with a voice gifted by the angels that is wasted by playing first-person shooter games. Unfortunately, he's really good at CSGO and R6. If someone introduces him to Payday, he'll have a field day with it.

He unironically believes he can handle a Latina baddie based on some action movies he watched. His views on this will slightly changed after meeting one.

Bisexual with a preference towards women. Unfortunately, he does have some internalized homophobia due to his background being an Orthodox Christian and Russia's heavy anti LGBTQ+ laws/views.

Rodion definitely is a middle or youngest child and the only son. This led to him forming a deep bond with his father and even inspired to be like his father. And yes, he was heavily favored by both of his parents growing up.

The reasons for joining the military are generally the respect he has for his father and all the action movies he consumed growing up. The movies that he watched always had a good guy and a bad guy where the good guy wins and gets a good-looking wife. That's quite literally what he wants out of the military. Plus, his father shared stories about him and his platoon, either it being a mission or some stupid thing that none of them are letting go, just only made him dead set on joining the military.

... He's disappointed that most of the time he's doing paperwork instead of kicking ass.

Rodion and Yegor were siblings in a previous life. No duh, but considering my last point about him being the only son within his household. Rodion genuinely looks up to Yegor as sort of an older brother figure, as he quite literally never had such a figure before. However, he'd never admit it.

Can not take anything serious for the life of him, nor can he ever shut up. He just has to make snarky remarks for everything. The only time he'd take anything remotely serious is if he's with Bale, but that's only cause he wants to look good in front of his idol.

I'd imagine when the Armistance was first formed, he'd be around the American operatives the most. They're like real life Archie, Troy, and Chief Elgin to him.

Likes to imagine Bale as some cool, old authority figure that you'd see in movies that teaches the subordinates wisdom about the harsh realities of the world. Yet, at the same time Rodion sees a bit of his father within him.

Rodion's relationship with Minotaur is similar to that of Yegor's. The only difference is that Rodion doesn't pull the old card as much as he does with Yegor.

Nikto genuinely does not like Rodion and is not just only praying on his downfall, but is actively trying to make it happen.

Any time someone does something midly embarrassing in front of him, he'll never let it go. Brings it up all the time.

[keysorsomething]

Hii!! Love your works sm sm always so happy to see you upload 😊☺️💞💓 Would you please spare us some cozy domestic Nikto hc’s? I feel like the man needs that sorta stability in his life (even if he might deny it at first) 🙏

Of course !! I'm always happy to yap about my fav boy <3 (adult man who has committed many violations of the Geneva Convention)

Request page !!

He's a man of habit and schedule

It helped him remember what to do, especially when his memory issues get really bad

You moving in completely changes it

For the first few months, you'd always scare him

You weren't supposed to be here! That wasn't how it was for as long as he could remember

Eventually, he gets used to it, and starts making enough food for the both of you and is no longer flinching whenever you walk into a room

Very militant. He wakes up at 5 am and goes to bed at 9 pm

He gets very upset if his sleep schedule has to be adjusted in any way, like you get home slightly too late

He's a decent cook

He's in no way a "you should open a restaurant" cook, but he can make some meals pretty well

Sometimes cooking gets hard for him because he knows it's something that his mom made for him, but he doesn't remember if he's making it how she did

Gets upset you'll never get the full experience of dating/marrying, like meeting and becoming "one with" his family

Especially if your parents are in the picture

Has a set routine for cleaning the house

You are to sit and do nothing while he is

He considers it interfering and not helping

Gets upset if something is placed an atom away from its usual placement

He can tell

Has no skincare routine

Not even rubbing his face really hard with just water

He just takes the mask off and goes to bed

If you try to clean his face he'll lean away like a baby you're trying to feed something it doesn't like

One time he did this he leaned so far back he fell over

Rodion kept making suggestive comments at him because he was limping

He just bruised his tailbone but

Rodion knew Nikto wasn't lying, he just likes making fun of his teammates

Nikto always forgives your "transgressions" (picking up something off the floor before he was cleaning that room, keeping him up, waking up early and cooking breakfast instead of him) in exchange for a quiet moment in bed, usually including backrubs

[unhingedpolycule]

Just… leaving this little thing here… Nikodim has Tiktok so privacy time is OVER.

[unhingedpolycule]

Pripyat

“It’s radiant.” Nikodim kicked his feet, hitting the wet gravel in the process. “Can’t blame you for liking it.” Snotty. Sometimes he forgot how young the boy really was.

Not keen to answer, Andréy bought some time by biting the tip of his cigarette, staring holes into the somber night sky. His bones were already black from all the lies he had told the kid during those past few weeks and he was tired. You would think that it got easier after a certain time.

Finally, he grimaced and let the wet paper cylinder go, lowering it to rest his gloved hand on his own thigh.

“Don’t like it.” He grunted. Despite the jacket which they had placed on the crumbling stone slab, he could feel the dampness seeping through his pants. Something in him wanted to set them on fire. “And radiant my ass. The only way it’s radiant is like an atom.” The boy spared him a glance. Asking for an explanation he didn’t feel like providing. He still did. “Melts the skin right off your bones. That bastard’s my Chernobyl.”

The kid averted his eyes. It was better this way. If Sebastian was his Chernobyl, Nikodim was his Pripyat.

(Excerpt of a fanfic I will never write)

[keysorsomething]

PLS spetnaz as father figures?😭

Ooh okay! Good idea

Request page !!

BALE:

Most definitely adopted you. Does his best not to embarrass you by being overbearing, but he is very fussy over you to be transparent. He likes to check you over slightly, as secretly as possible. Also likes to invite you for food or bring you stuff so he knows that you're eating well, also makes sure you're packed up fully before leaving onto a mission.

MINOTAUR:

The fun dad! Kind of guy that loves throwing kids up in the air and catching them. Less possible when it comes to an adult who's an efficient killer and soldier. Still, invites you to stay with him whenever you have time off at the same time. Also very dad jokey, kind of guy who intentionally gets stuff wrong to irritate you or embarrass you in that "that's what dads do" kind of way. NIKTO:

THE example of grouchy man and his adopted child he slowly grows to care for. Definitely not openly affectionate, instead more of a shadow. He moves in his best attempt to not be noticed as a "softy" nor otherwise caring in any manner. Will leave Sputnik with you under the excuse of "babysitting" but the truth is YOU'RE the one being babysat. Shows affection through awkward pats on the upper back or shoulder when you come back from a mission/other form of separation.

RODION:

He's the youngest and the others often treat him like he's dramatically younger, so he's very young father-coded. Giving those photos from the early 2000s of those guys sitting on the couch playing a video game with his baby in his lap. Very jokey, knows the slang but still uses it awkwardly because English is his second language. Act first think later kind of guy, will punch someone for you. BONUS: NIKOLAI:

I know so many people agree that he is a very fatherly type of guy, especially in the context of NikPrice, but I think that he is very much a competitive kind of guy. Type of father that is at the sidelines of pretty much every event screaming the loudest. Also very physically affectionate, kind of guy to wrap you in a side hug and shake you when excited.

YEGOR:

Very huffy. He doesn't want to do this but at the same time he isn't going to let anyone else do it. Very much experienced at training and caring for people, he can do it half awake. Makes small corrections where he can to help you improve at your career and is a very good shoulder to lean on. Giving sitting on the porch at night and him sighing and scooting closer to comfort you during a rough conversation.