I always just imagine a ‘do it for him’ board in the GCPD or Rouge hideout or whatever since Batman is literally the only reason so much of the city is still functioning and even going against crime or doing crime lmao. The duality of a man like Bruce Wayne. Giving people a reason to go against crime and giving others a reason to commit it 😂 (these thoughts were inspired by that one post of Khoa having a do it for him board. And honestly? He would do that, with the stalking behavior and quit killing bc of Bruce and all that) also it would be so funny if Bruce knows about all that and just mentions it to people.
Bruce: Oh yeah, I once had a best friend who copied my whole identity and altered his face to look exactly like me (Thomas Elliot)
Bruce: You know, a friend of mine stalked me for a decade or so! . . . We’re still friends :) he stopped killing for me btw and I’m so proud of him-! :D (Khoa)
Bruce: I had a friend who got disfigured and half his face burnt off by acid. I still visit him every now and then, ignoring the shrine ofc. (Harvey Dent)
Bruce: My *cough* best friend once destroyed a whole entire universe in one of the multi universes we found existed. Clark is too good of a person to do any of that though but if he did ever go evil, I bet he’d do worse for Lois :) (is destroying a whole universe or ruling it worse? Who knows….)
The people he was taking to: …….😀😟🫣👀
Bruce: what? Is that not normal friend behavior?
Wait-….what do you expect from my lovers…?
Seriously, why do so many of his close friends go insane for him 😭 and that’s not even including the whole flipping rouges gallery 😃 Bruce needs to come with a damn label or smth
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Anyway, have a great day/night! <3 Love your posts! (Sorry if the long ask bothers you)
Hi anon! Long asks never bother me, don't worry.
Oh and this definitely happens. There are dedicated shrines to Bruce Wayne around Gotham. There is a standing 'do not hurt too badly' order on him. There's a 70% chance two face will beat your ass if he is bleeding by the time he comes around.
The LoA has one too, Bruce was very liked and they hate to see him coning for a fight. They will fight him ofc but then they invite him for tea. Ra's is not an exception.
The JL common room has a small Brucie corner for weary members to gaze upon. They call him a sight for sore eyes and it's very literal. Clark has a calender. Oliver has the entire Wayne Makeup line.
And Khoa, oh what can I say about Khoa that we don't know already lol. You know the batkids HATE to see him coming.
I love the 'everyone loves Bruce Wayne' tag on ao3 and I petition for more fics with the tag now