*clears throat*
HOW IS IT THAT PESTA WAS ABLE TO PULL OFF SUCH A CONVINCING PERFORMANCE OF A RELIGION CRAZED MARY WARDWELL WHEN SHE HAD NEVER MET HER BEFORE. IT'S ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE GAVE HER POINTERS.
*takes a deep breath*
THE ONLY PERSON AVAILABLE TO GIVE HER POINTERS ON WHAT MARY IS LIKE WOULD BE SABRINA. CORRECT?
*takes a sip of water, clears throat again*
SINCE WE CAN REASON THAT MARY WARDWELL HAS NEVER DISPLAYED ANY TYPE OF CHAOTIC RELIGIOUS OUTBURSTS BEFORE, BOTH IN A TEACHING ENVIRONMENT AND NOT, WE CAN ONLY ASSUME SABRINA ENCOUNTERS THIS VERSION OF MARY WHEN SHE BREAKS INTO HER HOME AND BINDS HER ON THE COUCH. MARY IS CLEARLY GRIPPING HER CROSS AS SABRINA PUTS HER UNDER A SLEEP/MEMORY SPELL, AND ONE CAN ASSUME SHE WAS MOST LIKELY PRAYING OR CALLING OUT TO GOD AS A LITERAL WITCH WAS TERRORIZING HER IN HER OWN HOME.
*wipes sweat off brow, tries to control breathing*
AND FINALLY. AFTER YEARS OF KNOWING CALM, INTELLIGENT, RATIONAL MARY WARDWELL, WHY IS THE TERRORIZED VERSION THAT IS A COMPLETE DIVERSION FROM HER NORMAL BEHAVIOUR AND CLEARLY A TRAUMA RESPONSE THE ONE SABRINA TELLS PESTA ABOUT?!?!
FAVORITE. TEACHER. MY. ASS.
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