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Sometimes the notifs I get on here are actual gold

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Okay but isn't the book of Bill a little like Gatsby? Bear with me, it's been a LONG time since I read the book, but (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS):

Guy [Bill] very desperate to make something of himself from just a crumb of his past life where he burnt all his bridges [Euclydia], who wants to party but also attract the attention of a long lost ex [Ford]. Meanwhile his new glamorous but shallow life is at the brink of collapse [stock market collapse/Nightmare Realm Disintegrating].

Some new guy from out of town [Dipper] comes along, writes about this strange guy [Bill] after reading news articles/hearing rumors from the old money around town [journal 3, exploration, etc], wants to know more. Gets deep into something he shouldn't.

[Bill] Dies at the end at the hands of his ex's family member [Stanley], who takes himself out in the process [with the memory gun].

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I wonder if anyone's gone out to the mystery hole at night with a plate of spaghetti yet 🤔

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I love playing Barry, my transmasc butch rogue who got top surgery by stealing a spell scroll from a wizard and is haunted by the ghost of his hot genderfluid ocean wife.

He's scared of the Dark and any Big Water, but he longs to be a ship captain. His dad bet the family line bc of a gambling addiction and elven hubris. He's tormented by a shadow curse that's picking off his family members and loved ones, and it's parasitically consuming him. The Fey are after him. His family name pings nearby fey every time it's used. He's bound by fae laws of hospitality so sometimes he's compelled to eat 8 catfish fillets or drink 6 cups of magically soothing tea. He's allergic to Raw Rust. Some cryptid's selling his hair to hags. He literally Burns in sun deity church like he's an ant under a magnifying glass. He's suspiciously good at cleaning up a crime scene.

Bards love him but he rarely notices. He scams people. He can't hold his liquor. He chain-smokes cheap cigarettes. He never learned to cook. He breaks all his lockpicks off into the locks. His great(x8) uncle is a lich king obsessed w City Planning and Urbanism. Said uncle happens to be in a toxic relationship w Baphomet, whose freely given heart runs the demon infested ruins of an underground city. And yet Barry regards this relative warmly and has a good relationship w him.

He's Normal.

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Forgot to actively mask on my way to my car after work bc I was tired and some random woman i've never met before in my LIFE whipped into my workplace parking lot to make sure i was going to be okay bc I "had such an overwhelming sadness about [me]"

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The women in my family have perfected some kind of highly advanced stress inducing spell and the only component is sending me the emojiless word "Hello"

So when my sister does this, it always becomes either "I'm going to guilt trip you into going shopping in bright places with me for 7+ hours. The soundtrack is Taylor Swift ONLY. One of my patients spontaneously imploded or something, let me (in a HIPAA compliant way) describe the Gore. Walk into my SAW trap or you hate me" or "My entire skeleton is literally actively on real fire right now, girl help 😅😅😅"

My mom does a similar thing but it can range from "look at how round my cats are in this sunbeam! Isn't our world beautiful" to "Yet Another [person/beloved family pet] has been shuffled off this mortal coil."

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SITTING BOLT UPRIGHT OH MY GOD I NEVER MAILED THOSE MOLARS