#roman being dramatic

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Virgil: I’m anxious. Roman: Anxious? 😂😶 You don’t ❌😤 know anxious until you 👋 mess up a line 😰 onstage 🎭 Rory O'Malley 😩would be ashamed 😭✊️ Turn it Off 🙅🎚

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Roman: If you do not stop talking, I am going to jump out of that window.

Logan: We're on the ground floor.

Roman: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Patton: Oh, wow! You look so whimsical-slash-beautiful.

Roman: Thank you. I just bathed in the lake and then I ran naked through the field to dry myself.

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Patton: Great speech! Very inspiring.

Roman: Yeah, but no one cried. 

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Patton: What are we gonna do?

Roman: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.

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Roman: Virgil’s trying to kill me! 

Patton: Don’t be silly, he’s not trying to kill you...

Virgil: Yeah, I am. 

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Patton: Roman, are you sure about this?

Roman: Have I ever let you guys down before? 

Virgil: All the time.

Roman: What?!

Logan: It’s like one of the hallmarks of your trait. 

Roman: Are you not remembering all the times I’ve been awesome?!