#source: roseanne

[incorrectteyvatism]

Scara: Dottore's trying to kill me!

Pierro: Don't be ridiculous. He's not trying to kill you.

Dottore: Yeah, I am.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Alexei: I’ve got two more pancakes here!

Walker: I want French toast.

Alexei: Well, you better move to Europe.

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Chel, bursting into Miguel's room: You two are having sex!

Tulio: Miguel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[unosano]

Incorrect RF4 Special quotes, let's hit it

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: Was I an accident?

Acier: No, honey, you were more of a surprise.

Noelle: What's the difference?

Acier: Well, an accident is something that, if you had to do it over again, you wouldn't. But a surprise is something that you didn't even know you wanted till you got it.

Noelle: Oh.... [whispers] was Solid an accident?

Acier: [whispers back] No, Solid was a disaster.

[belle-web]

⠀𓏲֔ 𓈒⠀ׄ ֵ 𝘖𝟥:𝖮𝖮 ꒰ ꯭̥📇

݁︶⠀⠀ֵ⠀⠀ׂ⠀◌⠀⠀໋⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀݁⠀︶݁

[alien-slushie]

Vaggie, barging into Angel's room: You two are having s*x in the hotel?!

*Angel laying on his bed, reading. Husk, sitting on Angel's bed drinking.*

Husk: We are? Angel why didn't you tell me? I would have put my drink down.

[hitchell-mope]

Adam (bursting into Ben’s room): You two are having sex!

Mal: Ben, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.