Nov 25, 2017
The Appraisers
I had a dream last night that I saw a preview for a movie starring Ben Affleck and Harrison Ford. It was no action movie, my friends, but was in fact about an old antique dealer (Harrison Ford) who teams up with a young, blind archaeologist (Ben Affleck) to appraise museum-quality antiques.
What was great about this movie (that my brain completely fabricated) was how Ben Affleck and Harrison Ford fell in love by shared caresses of old bowls and junk, which Ford would also have to describe to Affleck to initiate his freaky power of knowing what, where, and when they came from.
Listen, film industry, I’ve done all the work for you right here. This wouldn’t be your first romantic blockbuster about pottery.