#romeosquadquotes

[romeo-squad]

Zip: It's almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons!

Weaver: Is there a difference?

Rivet: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

[romeo-squad]

Rake: Can I get a glass of wine?

Weaver: Vod, this is a Starbucks.

Rake: Sorry, can I get a Venti glass of wine?

[romeo-squad]

Weaver: [Answers comm] Hello?

Rivet: It's Rivet.

Weaver: What did he do this time?

Rivet: No, it's me, Rivet. It's actually me.

Weaver: What did you do this time?

[romeo-squad]

Zip: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Rivet: Ignite it is then.

[romeo-squad]

Zip: Are you calling me a liar?

Chaff: Well, I ain't calling you a truther!

[romeo-squad]

Weaver: I give up. I am so tired.

Rake: Get the emergency supply!

Rivet: [Carries Chaff and places him in front of Weaver]

Chaff: [Smiles]

Weaver: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

[romeo-squad]

Rivet: Who the kriff-

Rake: Language!

Rivet: Whom the kriff-

Rake: No.

[romeo-squad]

Chaff: Hey, Rivet, do you have any shaving cream?

Rivet: Nah, I don't like the way it tastes.

Chaff: You eat shaving cream?

Rivet: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes?