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Zip: It's almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons!

Weaver: Is there a difference?

Rivet: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

Zip: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Rivet: Ignite it is then.

Zip: Are you calling me a liar?

Chaff: Well, I ain't calling you a truther!

Weaver: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Zip: Oh, we've had worse.

Zip: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Rake: [Sighing] Weaver's.

Weaver: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Rivet: [Wiping away a tear] Inspirational.

Zip: I failed the safety course today.

Rake: Why? What happened?

Zip: Well, one of the questions was "In case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Rake: And?

Zip: Well apparently, "KRIFFING LARGE ONES" isn’t an acceptable answer.

Rake: Do what you want Zip, it's the least I can do as you're going to help Chaff with a supply run tomorrow while I visit wine country.

Zip: [gasps] I want to go!

Weaver: No, Zip, that's just what Rake calls lying in the hammock in the Toad drinking spotchka.

Zip: Oh.

Zip: Wake me up...

Chaff: Before you go-go!

Rake: When September ends...

Weaver: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

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