#ronnies

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Where’s my monster fucker fanfiction at

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this drawing needs a bit of tweaking for ultimate crossover perfection BUT

I’ve finally got some concrete ideas for this Mandalorian meets Game of Thrones!

its really just the story of The Mandalorian but in Westeros but WITH SOME CHANGES which may or may not be readable from this drawing but whatever.

Um, but- the point of this post is to ask: I want to make this story easily readable for both fandoms on their own but also for those who know and love both, ya know. so to that extent I don’t know how seriously I should be taking the lore I reference- like of course, I know more about Game of Thrones and the universe of ASOIAF (that’s why its Mando and Grogu in westeros and not the Starks on Hoth) so I can include more detailed storytelling and characters but since this story is more for the Din fans I want it to be enjoyable and immersive rather than like a big exposition dump.

and for the people that know both well: Braavosi Din and Children of the Forest Grogu... what do you think? 

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#BigRonFilmReviews movie quote of 2016 goes to Ewan Mcgregor in Trainspotting 2. Another fantastic assessment of modern life. 

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New for 2016

The #BigRonFilmReviews Top 10 Favourite Performances/Characters

Viggo Mortensen (Captain Fantastic)

Ben Foster (Hell of High Water)

Denzel Washington (Fences)

Amy Adams (Arrival)

Kate McKinnon (Ghostbusters)

Casey Affleck (Manchester by the Sea)

Jeff Bridges (Hell of High Water)

Tom Hiddlestone (I Saw The Light)

Luke Evans (High Rise)

Justin Timberlake (Trolls)

Not on my list? Andrew Fucking Garfield - that guy ruined two potentially excellent movies for me this year, stick him in the background and keep him there filmmakers.

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The #BigRonFilmReviews award

for the most overrated film of 2016:

Hacksaw Ridge.

Best Picture? Really? Come on 

Best Actor? No fucking way! Garfield is an awful leading man.

Sorry. Don’t get it. No disrespect to Desmond T. Doss that man is an amazing hero but this film adaptation of his heroics is barely ok…. nothing more.

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The #BigRonFilmReviews spirit animal award

for 2016 goes to Ben Foster

Ben is my guy, I loved him last year in The Program and even when he is in a Turkey like Warcraft or Inferno (which I assume is a Turkey) he gives it absoltely everything and is the best thing in it. His performance in Hell or High Water is my 2016 standout.

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The Ronnies are out tomorrow but here it is guys, the list you’ve all been waiting for.

#BigRonFilmReviews Worst 10 films for 2016

Otherwise known as the The Shitties:

Out of over 100 new movies last year these are my absolute worst.

1. Hardcore Henry

The worst delivery of 2016’s best idea for a film. A misogynist All-Boys wankfest. Utraviolent goreporn with naked ladies and exploding heads. Yet again we have evil Russian bad guys, yawn. Pisspoor dialogue and Dodgy accents with camerawork that made me feel nauseous. I did not enjoy this film.

2. 50 Shades of Black

I was hoping for 90 minutes of gags about black dudes having big wangs. This film wasn’t even as good as that.

3. Gods of Egypt

A honking mess on a huge scale. Incoherent drivel. Fratricide, stupid plot points an abundance of shonky CGI and inappropriate accents - a mix of Australian, Scottish, Public School English and American, Gerry Butler doesn’t even seem to be trying. Crrrrrrap.

4. Batman vs Superman Dawn of Justice

How on earth did I manage to fall asleep during a movie as loud as his one?

5. London Has Fallen

“Team America! Fuck Yeah!” ….. only not ironically. Politically iffy and racially offensive bullshit. I hope they don’t make another because i’m a completist and i’d feel obliged. Gah.

6. Allegiant

Insurgent made into last year’s Shitties and true to form Allegiant makes it into this years. These bad books have made bad films. Does anybody care about this franchise anymore? I’m pretty sure the actors don’t.

7. The Boy

This is a bad story clumsily told. It starts off as Chucky and finishes as Jason with a hole lot of stupid in-between. Shoes get moved moved around and Dolls appear to cry. There is a little twist which is ok and this film has a lot of quiet, quiet, quiet, REALLY FUCKING LOUD going on and very little else.

8. The Girl on the Train

60+ minutes of plinky plonky, ploddy shoddy tedium followed by a decent twist and a very predictable finale. Mainly in the list because people liked it. What is wrong with people?

9. Brotherhood

Gone is the gritty realism of the first two movies replaced by plastic gangsters, titties and mockney twats. This trilogy absolutely falls of a cliff with this stinking pile.

10. Concussion

“The royal penis is clean, your Highness”. I generally love Will Smith but this feels like Big Willy doing a two hour impression of an African guy rather than actually portraying one.