Roommarriage
Puck: dat tato was so delicious
Jessica: i'm not talking to you until you tell me what you put on your baked potato
Jessica: BESIDES love and affection
Puck: BRUH
Puck: lol fine
Puck: i put butter and salt and pepper
Puck: then sour cream
Puck: sometimes shredded cheese if we have it
Puck: sometimes bacon if we have that
Puck: all depends on whats in the house
Jessica: is there like a best friend version of getting married
Jessica: because we should do that
Puck: uh would roommates be an acceptable term?
Jessica: yes good
Jessica: *gets down on knee* puck... would you roommates me?
Puck: i'll need a body pillow with that fanart of weiss with ruby's cape on it as an engagement gift first
Jessica: roommagement*
Puck: yeah yeah sure that
Jessica: will you get me a ruby pillow because dude that's not really fair
Puck: you proposed to me so that requires gifts
Jessica: WELL YES but you have to get me one too
Puck: nope
Jessica: ugh fine
Jessica: you'll owe it to me for our roomieversary
Puck: yeah our 10th one
Jessica: NO
Jessica: that's too far away
Puck: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jessica: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ