#roombaes

[missspelledadel]

Okay, so I have this theory...

My roommate and are convinced that we’re platonic soulmates, which I think it totally true. But I have this theory that if soul mates are like the Greek story (where people had 4 arms and 4 legs and 2 heads, so essentially two people, but then we’re split in two by the titans) that we were on a see-saw and all the qualities were sloshing around and so all the sexual and romantic attraction was on my side when we got cut in half so I got all of the sexual and romantic attraction because I AM SO HORNY ALL THE TIME and she is my dear asexual aromatic green bean

[pretty-in-grunge]

look ma, new friends #newfriends #roombaes #nightout (at The White Horse Tavern, Bridge St)

[roses-andcoffee]

Actual convo between myself and my roommate:

Meg: I just don't see the need to know the names of people in bands.

Me: Can you at least name The Beatles? If you can't I don't know if we can be roommates anymore tbh...

Meg: okay. Paul...John...isn't one named George...? And...uhmmm...Draco??

[missspelledadel]

College Life

An odd noise was coming from the hallway. We went outside to investigate and it turns out someone was just gurgling very melodically and loudly. It was a beautiful sound.