#roommate meme

[thefirstthaumaturge]

new roommate

It is official. Arialla had acquired a new roommate. But…what did that intel exactly? She didn’t really know what the qualifications were to become an excellent addition to another person’s abode. She researched everything she could about the subject. There was some puzzling information, as well. It said it was a place where she could secure her assets. At this time, there were no assets. She had no furnishings to add to the room, no extra clothes she had collected throughout her travels, and there wasn’t anything she could add to decorate the place. Maybe there could be a way she could make it up to her new roommate once she officially moves in. It was sudden that he asked her to move in, so that stirred her nerves, too. But, oddly enough, it made Arialla feel a bit more human. There she was standing outside his door holding a light box. Inside was one bottle of wine and some strawberries. It was a complimentary gift for being invited into his home. There was also a series of instructions she made for herself to remind herself on how to be hospitable. At least, this is what she read. It was always important to bring some sort of gift to her new mate. The gift was usually some homemade pastires. Arialla wasn’t much of a cook or baker so she grabbed items that were underneath Isrieal’s desk. She took the first step forward and hovered her index finger over the bell. Hesitation stilled her movements. Were these nerves? Instead of ringing it once, she rang it several times before stopping suddenly. She liked the sound it made before realizing it was very annoying. This might not help with her first impression. Not that she’d realize this was improper…. It was going to be difficult to be a full-fledge human in front of someone else. She couldn’t even transform into a new body instead of changing clothes. Which meant she’d need to venture out into the unknown for attire that fit her normal physique. She was overthinking it. All she had to do was do extra people watching. He’d never notice anything peculiar about her. “Hello, mate! No…that doesn’t work…” Arialla was trying to practice her greeting before he’d open the door. “Ayo dude! No. No. No. That’s not very mako. Hmmm. Hello there, good sir! How’s the weather up there? I gueeeeess..”

[choochoomotherslagger]

Pro: I could live inside you. Cons: I'd be living inside YOU.

hey, it’s not all bad

the drink cabinet’s well stocked and my hide’s thick enough to withstand most things - plus most people aren’t trying to kill me nowadays

somehow

[choochoomotherslagger]

Pro: Very warm Con: Totally a drunkard

you can’t get one without the other

...

i mean you probably could, but then you’d have to deal with less heat AND a cranky shuttle so i mean, pick your battles wisely

[thickcrskiin]

' look at my lobster socks! '

“The things I say to and around my roommate” sentence starters

and there's the giggles as her nose scrunches up in response. it was probably the first time she's ever seen socks with lobsters printed on them at all. "----and they're very nice lobster socks, too."

[frankenspine]

My roommate Colin meloy

Me: Colin Meloy, you said you'd do the dishes.

My roommate Colin meloy: I had meant to, but then as I was turning on the water, I looked out the window and saw a long lost friend I once lived with. We embraced in the doorway and spent the remainder of the evening talking about our regrets and silently holding each other.

Me: aight man just do them now okay?

Colin meloy: of course. He walks over to the sink and his fingertips brush across the cold water tap. He closes his eyes and thinks of long lost ghosts.

[sarcasticxspear-archived]

🏠+ ivy [they've barely met but hear me out]

Who’s Neater?: I think it depends. Maybe Oran is, just because he grew up where misplaced items get left behind. But they probably let each other pick up their own stuff.

What’s The Most Annoying Thing Each of them Do: Oran is probably most annoying with his habit coming in late from drinking sometimes, singing at the top of his lungs and I can picture Ivy using her semblance to make him clean up, which would drive him nuts.

Who cooks the most: For some reason, I’m thinking Oran. He’s in a habit of cooking most nights, and if Ivy agreed to wash up, he would be fine cooking extra for her too.

How are chores organized?: Each handle their own stuff, if you leave stuff in the living room it gets dumped on your bed for you to deal with. Whoever cooks, the other washes up, and trade off the remaining chores. I.e. one week Oran vaccuums, next week Ivy does it.

What do they do together at home?: Somehow I’m picturing watching crappy shows together and smack talking them. Occasionally they chat over dinner, and sometimes they get on random things, the bets being chores usually.

Who has more friends over?: Probably Oran. I think Ivy spends so much of her time hiding, she rather meet her friends away from where she sleeps and eats, just in case one of her creditors is spying. plus Oran is human, so I can’t imagine most of her White Fang friends feeling safe around him.

Who visits them the most?: For Oran, it’s usually Nalani or Devi, Lani more so. As for Ivy, I’m not sure really. Probably a close friend of hers in the White Fang. I don’t think they would have mutual friends, unless it was Valshe maybe.

Who leaves things in the oven?: I don’t see either of them really doing this? I guess Oran if he’s doing the cooking and then he gets a call to handle something at school.

What do they the do if they walk in on the other one crying? Probably panic a little bit. Oran isn’t the type to get emotional and usually he gets angry first, so I can’t see Ivy really knowing what to do if he’s crying. She might bring him some tea, because she would have probably figured out that he drinks it after a nightmare. Oran would probably ask what’s wrong because he’s a damn softy.

Have they ever walked in on the other having sex? I think they both give each other room as far as this goes. Ivy might be a more likely to walk in on Oran, if he and his date for the night get too caught up in the living room.

What quirk does my muse have? Oran’s quirk is probably having weapon parts sitting around in the living room, until Ivy dumps them on his bed. Ivy probably squirrels money away in different parts of the apartment.

[sarcasticxspear-archived]

🏠 - (living together meme) Hanae for the AU, Valshe for laughs

Hanae

Who’s Neater? I think they are both pretty neat. Maybe Oran is better at starting off neater as he is particular about everything having it’s place, but Hanae is maybe a bit quicker to start picking up. Unless she’s caught up working on weapons.

What’s The Most Annoying Thing Each of them Do: Hanae would have them late for things if she’s working on her weapons and Oran would get impatient. Oran tends to leave the tv on even if he’s not watching and I could see the noise bothering Hanae.

Who cooks the most: They switch off or work together, since they both like to cook. If they switch off, the other washes up. It’s the fairest way to divide.

How are chores organized?: Either switching them every week, or whoever is better at one takes it over. Like I can see Oran handling the dusting because he’s taller then Hanae so he can reach up higher, and then maybe she handles the vacuuming.

What do they do together at home?: Cook together, chat about things, (including weapons), probably cuddle up and watch movies on the weekends and Hanae complains about Oran getting popcorn everywhere.

Who has more friends over?: Probably Hanae, because she’s lived in Vale/Beacon most of her life, whereas Oran’s friends are traveling constantly. His friends stay longer though. (Hanae probably has to remind him that he needs to ask her before he just lets his friends stay over.)

Who visits them the most?: Hanae’s dad probably checks up on Oran and Hanae, making sure he’s treating his little girl okay. Oran’s sister probably does the same thing for Oran. 

Who leaves things in the oven?: Both if they get distracted. (Oh God, can you imagine setting off the fire alarm because they got caught up ‘doing the deed’ and left supper in the oven and it smokes up the whole kitchen??*snorts*)

What do they the do if they walk in on the other one crying? Oran is definitely quick to comfort Hanae, usually by pulling her into a hug and whispering soothing things to her, before trying to figure out what’s wrong. Hanae would have a harder time pinning Oran down if he’s crying, because he would try to hide it, but after she yelled a little bit, he would open up.

Have they ever walked in on the other having sex? (interpreting this as if they are having an open marriage, and just not divorcing? Because otherwise, they be with each other.) Both would be discreet enough that there is nothing to walk in on.

What quirk does my muse have?” Hanae probably gets amused by the fact that Oran whistles sometimes when he’s doing chores. Oran would be slightly amazed by how much she can bake as one person if she’s the type to stress bake.

Valshe

Who’s Neater? Probably Oran and he just constantly dumps Valshe’s stuff on his bed. Maybe even pull covers over it so he ends up just plopping on it and it hurts.

What’s The Most Annoying Thing Each of them Do: They live to annoy each other, so lots of stuff. Most likely move their stuff around in their room so that they can’t find stuff.

Who cooks the most: Definitely Oran. He might be able to convince Valshe to at least load the dishwasher.

How are chores organized?: Take turns and probably barter them off so they can each have a night off.

What do they do together at home?: Torment each other and get drunk together. 

Who has more friends over?: Again, probably Valshe, just because he lives in the area, but his friends are probably dates or people he manipulates.

Who visits them the most?: Oran’s sister visits occasionally and despite Oran’s thinking, Valshe treats her like a lady. Ailbe doesn’t trust him, but she thinks he’s a pleasant enough fellow.

Who leaves things in the oven?: Valshe, mostly by accident. Doesn’t change that he smirks while Oran tries to rescue it and yells at him. Until Oran slides it under his bed so it stinks up his room.

What do they the do if they walk in on the other one crying? In all honesty, probably leave each other alone and go to their room. If either of them were in a compassionate mood, probably ask what’s wrong or offer them a beer later the same night. Actually, they might do that even if they don’t want to know. Just hold it up as they come out and say nothing, letting the other guy get drunk.

Have they ever walked in on the other having sex? I’m thinking they both have, since they both have drunken one night stands, but they generally try to be discreet.

What quirk does my muse have?”: Valshe gets annoyed by Oran because he sings a bit off key, while Oran is sort of impressed by Valshe’s rare moments of niceness.

[ateamoffour]

🏠

Send a 🏠 for a starter where our muses are roommates!

Knowing that her new roommate would be coming in soon enough, Maua had taken herself the time to prepare a nice welcome gift for her newest ‘family memeber’. All kinds of delicious pastries, some savoury treats and some of her favourite flavous of tea. With her kind nature, she learned that she should give anybody a chance, and this person who she’d be spending most of her time with could be a nice guy.

however, it did take some time for this person to arrive, so Maua decided to do something about her fingernails in the meantime. So far, she managed to do just her right hand, and by that time, she heard some knocking on the door. It took a small time for her, but with some cottonwool between her fingers, she carefully twisted the doorknob to open up.

“..this could be interesting.. you look pretty good~”