#rose clips

[dykepuffy]

huh so i guess hannah watches hermitcraft

hannah: huh.

puffy: oh whoopsies. okay well we'll just break, i guess- oh wait.

hannah: uh oh.

puffy: how do we get in?

hannah: wait. i got in!

puffy: how did you get in??

hannah: you gotta like stand on the little thing. hey george-

puffy: oh my god i fixed it im a redstone genius

hannah: redstone genius mumbo jumbo!

[dykepuffy]

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[dykepuffy]

tina, clears throat: ive never been-

quackity (overlapping): alright, how does that sound?

tina: ive never been the like, prestigious type or anything though.

quackity: here, here. pretend this is the podium, stand here. stand here.

tina: okay, okay, okay.

quackity: stand right here. okay. alright tina.

tina: uh-huh.

quackity: your first speech.

tina: yes.

quackity: pretend i am the people.

tina: okay.

quackity: what will you promise the people tina?

tina, enthusiastically: taxes!

quackity: no no ti- no tina. come one

tina: i thought thats what you said we were doing!

quackity (overlapping): oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?

tina (overlapping): no! im not jo- no no

quackity: are you fucking kidding me? you think someones gonna vote for you if you say youre gonna- oh my fucking- oh my-

[dykepuffy]

cw: loud

hannah: -by the way. this has all been SO explored. should i go up and then..like, uh, go to a different area? i think we're gonna go up and we're gonna go to a completely different area.

hannah, lying: i did some off-camera mining. full diamond. by the way.

hannah: alright- AH!

she pauses then continues to scream wordlessly for the next 5 seconds.

hannah: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god........alright we continue, we continue.

[dykepuffy]

HANNAH.

hannah: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. i was thinking- i was like…i was like i really dont think that im THAT afraid of that…egg stuff. that weird, vine stuff. im like, am i really that- am i really that afraid of it? you know what i mean?

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quackity: theyve been doing business deals behind my back.

tina: HEY KARL. karl. karl you'll never believe it, you'll never believe it karl.

karl: what?

tina: quackitys gone mad.

bad: with power.

karl: i wont believe it?

tina: well maybe i dont know ive never- he seems so good yknow. he seems so good. he promised me great things, he said id be the president!

quackity: yea! and then you cut me out of a business deal that i put together.

tina: I DIDNT CUT YOU OUT! i said-

quackity: yes you did. yes you did. i put a business deal together that you cut me out of.

tina: it was a JOKE and you were EXTORTING someone. i would never cut you out.

quackity: YES FOR A BETTER DEAL FOR YOU. literally it was for a better deal for you. i had your best interests in mind and then you cut me out of the deal.

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bad: ant. come over here, come over here.

quackity: take out the sword tina.

tina: okay. okay and then we'll continue the extortion. as scheduled.

bad: wait, wait, wait. tina, tina, tina.

quackity: you know what bad?

tina: what.

quackity: give my- give me my armor back. i think i want my armor back.

tina: WAIT NO!

bad: im gonna give you- tina go stand over there im gonna give quackity his armor back. okay?

quackity, overlapping: give me my armor back. give me my armor back

[antfrost whispers to tina: follow me]

bad: here. are you ready.

quackity: mhm.

bad: tina you have my sword right?

tina: ye- no i dont..

bad: wait did you give it to quackity? tina follow antfrost! follow antfrost go with him.

tina: wait i dont have- i dont-

quackity: you son of a bitch.

bad: quick go! run just follow him! follow him!

tina: im running! im running!

bad: he'll take you somewhere safe!

tina: im running! im running! im running! wait-

bad: just follow him, stay right on him. stay right behind him.

tina: im running, im running, im running, im running.

bad: keep following quackitys coming-

tina (overlapping): im running, im running.

bad: just run!

tina: im running! im running!

bad (overlapping): keep running!

tina: ive never ran so fast in my life i swear, i swear.

bad: hurry tina get to the holy lands!

tina: THE HOLY LANDS?

bad: YES.

tina: fu- oh my god. uh-

quackity: thats fine tina because when you get there youll realize that your entire existence will depend on being on the holy land because you know you cant die there. you know whats gonna happen.

tina: WHAT.

quackity: youre gonna live the rest of your days there because im gonna be waiting for every waking moment that you step out of the holy land. you are going to die tina. you understand?

bad: oh my goodness.

quackity: and im gonna make that my lifes mission if i have to.

tina: why does that have to be your lifes mission. why.

tina: i didnt do anything so wrong. you could still be apart of the business deal this is just a safe place to talk isnt it!

tina, softer: a safe place to talk. no?

bad: hes right there. hes looking at us. menancingly.

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hannah & catmaid skeppy

hannah: dude. dude, you guys already know. you guys already know. you guys already know. you guys already know. AH! ohhh. wow. nice fit. huh..what? ummm.

hannah, reading chat: im catmaid skeppy.

hannah: thats..

hannah, reading chat: do your shoes need shining?

hannah: yes. im a bit scared. is it because on twitter hashtag fursuit friday was trending? milk? aw. thanks. ok i gotta stop standing on these

hannah, reading chat: clean shoesies now.

hannah: thank you ever much. alright watch this chat