#rose.txt

[raccoon-sex-dungeon]

i listened to the Artemis II day 1 mission report conference and my favorite things were:

the crew delayed/skipped their lunch (that they should’ve been taking around 8pm eastern) because they were all glued to the windows watching earth recede :’) something so. endearing about these very professional people on a very regimented mission that is scheduled and timed to the nth degree (see bullet point 2) deviating from all that because they’re so captivated by the view

one of the NASA guys said they budgeted “approximately 71 minutes” for one of the post-launch tasks for the crew….. I think we have different definitions of ‘approximately’

“ruggedization” is apparently a word ! delightful

[beefcakekinard]

do you guys remember when buck had a boyfriend who would go to his sister's wedding after one terrible date, who would take care of him when he was injured, who would dress up with him to throw a two-man funeral for a hundred year old cowboy. because i do

[strapwarmer]

today i am thinking about degradation + humiliation through dry humping.

"oh, honey, you couldn't wait? you had to fuck yourself on the pillow because you're too desperate?"

"mmmhmmm i was only gone 5 minutes baby, but you couldn't wait and now you're going to get yourself off on the edge of the table. you heard me, leave your panties on and hump the corner, that's what you're aching for, right? to cum? go on then, fuck your achey pussy"

"here, love, put this between your legs and fuck it. yes it is a drink bottle. Well you were so eager to cum I thought you'd fuck anything. Go on, my love, fuck it like the desperate thing you are"

[rose--tempest]

what every bee pov chapter so far in assassin's fate feels like

[rosesradio]

the most mediocre movie you’ve seen in your life will have a white man lead and the reviews will be like. “the drama…the depth of plot and character…you wouldn't get it”. meanwhile any fun dramatic compelling movie with any minority lead will have reviews like. “idk um. there was just something about it um. it didn’t click with me?? too black gay female. thank GOD whitesideguysteve was there he was sooo great in that scene where he stands there. love him <33”

[angxls-grave]

TT: My beautiful wife.

[frodo-baggins]

do you ever just think about

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[juniperhillpatient]

my mom just interrogated me about why I look so cute to go to the movie with a “friend” because she doesn’t believe me that we’re just friends just because we hang out all the time & sleep in the same bed & hold hands & text all day every day

& like she’s wrong you can absolutely do those things with a friend but also I just felt like this trying to convince her lmao