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Intro Post 🫶
My Ao3 ✍
What I Write (Paused For Longfics) 💌
On Sending Asks 📥
you’ll always catch my white ass using google translate for spanish phrases in a smut fic
at some point when i finish my course or otherwise get my life together i’ll probably spam answer my inbox bc i am excited to get in there and have been neglecting things way too long but also. I have like a Theme i wanna do for the next like wave of drabble prompts or general rambling asks and im very excited to share it
Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes
Ilya teaching over eager Shane during the hookup era how to deep throat cock, his thumb hooked inside Shane’s cheek, hand on the back of his neck low voice coaching him through it because Shane had managed to mumble out a “want to do that” when Ilya had taken him to the back of his throat, nose pressed to Shane’s groin as he had swallowed swallowed swallowed him down. Ilya groaning and whispering “good boy” and “nice and messy, make it easier” and “that’s it, breath through your nose and keep going slow take all of it, relax your jaw and let me fill your throat, feel where it belongs”Shane going to fucking molasses over it, his mouth and throat so full and all the instruction and praise making his heart all horny and achy too.
Ok wait I fell victim to no post night shift nap and passed out but I’m back ! Because I need to say that when Shane gags, because he does- and not a sexy sounding gag but like he thinks oh I’m getting it and he pushes forward too much too fast and like gags hard and has to pull off to swallow against a following gag pushing up his throat- he’s like terrified a little. Because Shane has had bad sex- in terms of, sec he couldn’t perform in and he’s having flashbacks of not being able to get hard for his high-school girlfriends wandering hand and the fucking fear and panic of disappointing someone. But Ilya just clicks his tongue and rubs his thumb over Shane’s mouth and is cupping his jaw in one hand and drawing him up and leaning down to meet Shane half way. He nuzzles their lips together ans kisses next to Shane’s nose. “Ah. Should have known, mr competitive. There is no Stanley cup for sucking cock Hollander, just making me feel good and you feel good da?” And his other hand is rubbing over Shane’s chest, fingers working his nipple in a way that’s making him shivery and keeping him hard.
“Yeah?” Ilya asks and Shane just blinks because his eyes are burning and they aren’t tears not really and then Ilya I asking, “we are good at making you feel good yes? And making me feel good yes?” And to that Shane nods because yes. “Mm then, let me show you this trick too Hollander, how good it feels for both of us” he kisses Shane’s mouth twice and pulls back, gripping his cheeks tighter before softening his touch.
Shane stays where Ilya has pulled him, still on his knees. “You like being good, so be good and listen to me” Ilya whispers and it feels warm, like praise and Shane says “okay” and Ilya says “you want it again?” And Shane nods, flushing and says “yes” and then “please” and Ilya groans and he’s rubbing his cock over Shane’s mouth before pushing in, thumb gently hooking the corner of his mouth. “Like this da? Let me give you it Hollander, you can take it, so good at taking me inside, here too just relax now and breathe” and Shane breaths and focuses on relaxing is jaw, throat, eyes closed and Ilya is giving him little by little. It makes Shane whole body buzz to go slow, but he does, inch by inch as given to him by Ilya.
“There we go” Ilya mutters half to himself and Shane shivers when he feels Ilya in the back of his throat, takes a slow breath instead of letting it spasm, thinks about the wet hot warm pleasure of taking Ilya inside his hole and how he’s made to take it. He is. “Ah. Fucking pretty” Ilya whines and it makes Shane’s ears tingle, cock so fucking hard it’s dripping onto the carpet below him. “Doing good Hollander, fuck. You love it, being good at things, good at my cock” and Shane nods, swallows and lets Ilya sink him all the way down, until he gags soft, able to swallow and relax and breathe.
He stays pin still when he finds a point he can hold Ilya, where his mind whites out and his body starts to fall away from anywhere but where he is holding the shape and weight and size of Ilya, where the saliva is pooling at his lips and chin already.
Ilya’s words are Russian then, cooing low and his hand not hooked by his thumb into the heat of Shane is combing through the top of his hair and then down over the back of his head, petting rhythmically and Shane just sinks and sinks and sinks, heard Ilya mutter “of course, perfect here too” before he cums hands free, messy shooting hot drips that he doesn’t even feel rip through him like an orgasm but more crash through him sweet like a wave and pulling him deeper under tide tide tide. Ilya whines, some of Shane’s cum had hit his feet, shins and he pets Shane’s cheek, warm palm rubbing. He slides his thumb out and traces his wet mouth perfect deep seal.
“Fuck, you’re dripping” Ilya praises and Shane thinks he means his cock but then he feels Ilya’s hand under his chin, smearing wet saliva from under his bottom lip over his throat and down his chest.
Shane’s hard again or maybe never was soft and it makes him fuss, rock his hips and the shifting makes him gag, a small splutter and Ilya is easing him up up. Shane fucking whiiiines at the loss and shakes his head and hands fly up to grip at Ilya’s thighs and Ilya croons, hand cups the side of his face and thumb rubs at his earlobe on the right. “Just half, just half Hollander, god. Then you can have it again. Such a good slut” and Shane is appeased, hums when Ilya’s hand tangles with one of his own.
“Mm just like this, slow and take it all, make that needy cock make a mess for me again and then I’ll fill your throat yes?” Shane’s ears are ringing but he’s nodding, breathing in slow through his mouth and waiting for Ilya to help him bring his head down again, to find that point of total fullness again. Just like they both need.
Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟
I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.
beefy percy planking until failure challenge...with jason sitting on his back...getting harder as he hears percy's whimpers and panting and "just a bit longer, c'mon, i can't..."...jason shifting and moving down percy's body and brushing his half-hard cock against percy's ass, making him fold easily
i have to write an essay response to this manga we read in ya lit and one of the questions is about listing potential innapropriate moments for teen readers...idk im uncomfortable how do i say i'm used to the casual pervy jokes in some middle grade/high school manga without sounding like a perv
absolute rent lowering gunshots moment but new rome setting up a glory hole and jason the world’s most needy omega setting up shop to get absolutely pounded by new rome’s best alphas and betas. leo has his fun but comes way too soon and joins nico on jason’s side of the box, comforting him with fingers in his hair, teasing his nipples, feeding him fruits, etc. frank takes a while to prep jason to take him fully, but when he does he absolutely rocks jason’s world. jason’s favorite by far though is percy—even though he only has access to jason’s lower half in the box he still fawns over him, kissing every inch of his thighs and taking his time to eat him out before he fucks him. jason doesn’t know who his hookups are until they tell him, but he can recognize percy by the sheer nature of his behavior <3
the intimacy of putting on a tie. like jase slinging a loose tie around his neck, preparing to knot it once he’s tucked his shirt in, located his watch, sprayed the scent of the day. but then a yawning percy walks up to him rubbing his eyes gently to try brush out the sleepiness. and he just grabs jason’s loosened tie and starts knotting it without even saying anything. and jason stops in the midst of putting on his cologne and just watches percy fiddle and fuss until he’s done, swathes of adoration pouring from him ever so quietly.
percy running around the house a peanut buttery slice of toast hanging from his mouth, one leg hopping into pants while the other tries to keep him balanced, a tie crumpled up in his fist. and jason who silently presses himself against percy so his chaos partner has some semblance of a pillar for balance, eases the creased fabric from clenched fist and slowly fits it under percy’s collar, tying it with care and precision. percy mumbles a thank around the toast, already sprinting for shoes and his bag and “pers your keys baby”
just the domestic intimacy of them <3 oh my lovers <3
Artist: Karen Delavegart
6 minutes and 50 seconds before this:
Percy: bro should we?
Jason: bro...
Jercy Week 2026 Day 4: Forced Proximity for @jercy-events
at the risk of over sharing my imposter syndrome feelings went away when i was in class and a girl suggested that this librarian in town who got fired for refusing to move/restrict/ban a massive wave of perfectly appropriate books (mostly lgbt for 12 year olds, yk how it is) should have just complied and moved the books because that way we’d still have a supportive librarian with a somewhat diverse but lacking collection instead of the new librarian they hired that’s gonna ban even more books. she even said that by moving these kids books to the adult section and advertising them and having the kids cause a ruckus going to the adult section to get them it would send a message that this isn’t the right solution
…and it’s like girl that’s not how it works. that’s not how any of this works. i judge these librarians by their morals and actions, and the fired librarian chose to fall on their sword and not move the books, creating mass publicity that was very much needed for this issue. also guaranteed if they moved these books the fascists who wanted that aren't just gonna be like. ok thank you that’s all ☺️. no they’re gonna make an even bigger list of books to ban you fuckin numbskull
I don’t think anyone’s liked me like that since the cold war