Shenanigans When the Mag7 Boys Play CAH Part 28
Emma: I arrive for one of these aT LAST.
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Emma: It's the story of your life :)
Emma: No, you're Faraday.
Faraday: I wasted my thigh card
Emma: Your thighs are quite...
Emma: A dollop of sour cream... if you know what I mean.
Emma: Of all people, Faraday doesn't know what I mean.
Faraday: You wanna dress my thighs up Emma?
Emma: I hereby revoke your 'world's greatest lover' title.
Faraday: You can't do that
Emma: Too late. It's removed. Your thighs can stay, your title can't.
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Faraday: I will shoot you
Emma: Oh hey, what's this in your underwear drawer?
Goodnight: ....I believe I need a cigarette....
McCann: I think I need a drink
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Card: Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ________
Faraday: President Faraday
McCann: That's a horrible idea
Billy: Does not have a ring to it.
Goodnight: More like a loud ring of a gong
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Card: This is the way the world ends\This is the way the world ends\Not with a bang but with ______
Faraday: No it ends with a bang
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Emma: It's not that bad. I must say Sam's is better, though.
Goodnight: *overdramatic gasp*
Billy: Goody, I told you.
Goodnight: Billy, please.
Goodnight: Now is not the time.
Goodnight: Everything I know is a lie.
Emma: Although! On a scale of ass greatness
Emma: Billy takes the cake.
Emma: Consider, my good Faraday;
Emma: Billy uses knives, yes?
Emma: The rest of you just stand around shooting at people.
Emma: Billy has to get up close and personal, therefore he has to move more.
Emma: Therefore, his ass is going to be a good amount of muscled and pert because of it.
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Emma: Billy has the best ass, yae or nae?
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Billy: She's going to make the thing from your book, Goody.
Billy: The one from all the people parts.
Faraday: Guys I cannot breathe
Emma: In through the nose, out through the mouth Faraday.
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Faraday: Help me Goody I need some good stuff
Billy: This is why we shouldn't help him.
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Faraday: And I know he is not small because...Guys just know that
McCann: NOT HELPING FARADAY
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Emma: Friends don't peer at friends dicks.
Billy: We're not friends anymore.
Goodnight: ....Yeah they do.
Faraday: They do if they are curious
McCann: There are such things as size competition sometimes
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Emma: A hah... Looks like we've got a three way goin' on.
Billy: I need the help now.
McCann: RUN LIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE DEPENDS ON IT ROCKS
Billy: BUT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I RUN!
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Emma: Wiggle dat ass, Faraday
Faraday: No. its my ass and I will not *hiccups* Be wiggling it
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Billy: We're abandoning you
Faraday: Mom dad don't leave me
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Emma: ROOSTERS ARE A THING, GOODY
McCann: CLEARLY YOU WERE NOT MEANING ROOSTERS WOMAN
Emma: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? ALL I SAID WAS COCK. I NEVER SAID WHAT TYPE.