#bronzeinferno

[rapunzelthecorgi]

Hi! I'm starting to make a Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency blog and was hoping you could offer some recommendations of blogs to follow. The blog is rowdywallenthusiasts (shameless self promotion)

Well @rowdywallenthusiasts, here are some of the dghda blogs I follow: 

@tirkbrotzly @armadabrontzman @olympain @farahs-girlfriend @ltofoceania @gentledirkly @holisticy @farah-black @hammerheadkitten @holisticfuneral @princessparadoxical @thekittenshark @dirkly @everythingsconnected @holistically-dirkly @mphokoaho @holistick @cooldadoropher @holisticbb @toddbrotzmen @toddbrotzmans @holisticdetectives @optimistdirk

Here are the more network type blogs: 

@dirkgentlynetwork @dailydirkgently @dailydghda @dghdabigbang 

Also for finding people I recommend browsing the tags. Especially the ones like #dailydghda #dghdaedit and #dirkgentlyedit, it’s a good place to find high quality gif makers to follow! 

[kirayamidemon]

Shenanigans When the Mag7 Boys Play CAH Part 2

Faraday: Wow Red this is a whole other side to you

Red: Does this make me the world's greatest lover?

Vasquez: Yes. I nominate Red Harvest.

Faraday: What?

Goodnight: I second it.

Faraday: Goody,c'mon

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-Faraday wins the round-

Faraday: HA

Vasquez: Dammit

McCann: May I remind you who it was that actually got a shot off me

Faraday: Only because you got a cheap shot off of me

Vasquez: If you had so greatly outmatched McCann, you would have taken him out

Vasquez: But I seem to recall that I did

Faraday: I am seriously hurt

Vasquez: That was my intention

McCann: That was a cheap shot? You were standing in the middle of the open ground with no cover like an idiot

Vasquez: ^^^

Goodnight: Pffft

Faraday: Ouch

-Vasquez wins the round-

Vasquez: Ha, tied again, Faraday

Faraday: Are we?

Faraday: Wait why did you do that Vas?

Vasquez: Do what?

Faraday: Shoot McCann

McCann: *groans*

Vasquez: To save your sorry ass

McCann: Oh my godddddd

McCann: I've never met a more stupid man than you

Faraday: Yeah but why?

Red: For all our sakes, confess and get a room you two!

Vasquez: I feel no obligation to appease your idiocy

Faraday: Okay. And Red. There is nothing

Red: I need to find a new Path

Faraday: To a Roof?

McCann: Is this what you are all like? I can feel myself getting stupider by being around you idiots

Faraday: We are better than Bogue.

Red: And Denali

McCann: You're STUPIDER than Bogue

Faraday: I am not

Goodnight: Isn't it..."more stupid"?

Faraday: Yeah...What he said

Vasquez: Too late

McCann: You didn't even know what a syllable was, you can't judge

Vasquez: HA, ahead of you, Faraday

Faraday: Dammit

Faraday: And I don't know what it is but I can read so there

McCann: Can you now

Faraday: Yes

Faraday: I read all about Jack Horne

Faraday: As a child

McCann: That doesn't count

Vasquez: Congratulations on learning one of the most basic life skills. You want a cookie?

McCann: Everybody's read about Jack Horne at least once in their life

Faraday: Yes I would love on-

Red: I even know about Jack Horne

Faraday: Wait a minute

Vasquez: Sarcasm. Heard of it?

Faraday: Screw this

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Faraday: We are tied againg Vas *winks*

Vasquez: Hmph. Not for long, I think

-Vasquez wins the round-

Vasquez: There.

Faraday: Dammit all

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Card: Describe me, the Card Czar, in one card. (Goody's turn)

Winning Card: Owls

-McCann wins the round-

Red: MCCANN

Faraday: Billy! We need you

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Red: I don't think you two are at the cognitive level to even admit that yet

Faraday: Whom Red?

Red: You and Vas. I know my english is pretty spotty, didn't know about yours

Vasquez: His English is worse than yours or mine and we're the only non-native speakers

Faraday: Mine is?

Vasquez: Yes

Faraday: *offended*

Goodnight: Well... If you count Billy,...

Vasquez: Ah, don't tell him I forgot about him

Faraday:You scared of him?

Vasquez: One would be a fool not to be

Vasquez: To some degree

Goodnight: It's true.

Faraday: I agree there

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-Vasquez wins the round-

Vasquez: Tied again, guero

Faraday: We are...This needs to end

Red: The game?

Faraday: Me being tied up with him

Red: Ahhh I see

Faraday: Not in that way

Vasquez: I beg your pardon?

McCann: *groans long sufferingly*

Faraday: You heard nothing

Vasquez: Whatever you say

Faraday: It is what I say

Faraday: Nothing

Vasquez: *sighs heavily*

Faraday: *stares away awkwardly*

Red: I don't even want to know

Faraday: Shh Red. You are too young and Innocent

Red: Jack wouldn't last five minutes here

Faraday: He'd have a heart attack

Vasquez: True

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-Faraday wins the round-

Faraday: I broke the tie

-Vasquez wins the round-

Faraday: Wow

Faraday: Vas.

Vasquez: Tied

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Card: In 1000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, what will people need to do to pay for stuff?

Winning Card: Jizz

-Red wins the round-

Faraday: *snickers*

Vasquez: *no comment*

Red: I think that would've given Jack that heart attack

Faraday: Yeah and landed you some time out

Goodnight: This entire game would kill the man.

Vasquez: Agreed

Faraday: Yes

Red: If he dies, I'm blaming you lot

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[mightymargaretofanjou]

Get to Know Me Meme

I have been tagged by @bronzeinferno! She tagged me in another one of these on her side blog as well which I will post a bit later so I can space them out a bit.

Rule 1: Tag people you’d like to get to know better

@dimpled-doll @schmergo @jacoross @benidork @acekatherineplumber @malapertmarquess @skeleton-richard and @maluoliowithin!

Rule 2: Bold the statements that are true

Read on under the cut if you want to find out a bit more about me!

I am 5′7 or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it yeet

There is something I would change about my personality

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion

I do or have done martial arts

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least two languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[kirayamidemon]

Shenanigans When the Mag7 Boys Play CAH Part 1

Vasquez: Ahh, no worries güero

Red: Get a room you two!

Faraday: Us two?

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Red: *imitating Jack* "Y'all need Jesus!!!"

Faraday: "Naw I'm good thanks"

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Card: What is the most emo thing?

Faraday: Exploding oneself

Vasquez: Not again my friend

Faraday: That is pretty emo

Red: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR AND YOU KNOW IT

McCann: Not if I don't shoot you first

Vasquez: Too soon to joke about

Faraday: I joke to hide my pain

Vasquez: Okay, same

Goodnight: Isn't that the point of life?

Faraday: We are all victims of some sort of pain

Vasquez: Too true

Vasquez: All right there, McCann?

McCann: Some of us literal pain thank you very much

Vasquez: Oh right, I did shoot you like 6 times

Vasquez: How's the coffin feel?

McCann: Oh~ you know, it's actually quite comfortable and cozy here

Vasquez: You don't say?

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Faraday: Okay. New game where this good lover will win

-Red wins the round-

Faraday: Or not

Red: That was not surprising Josh

Faraday: Hey!

Vasquez: Getting cocky, are we?

McCann: Keep dreaming

Faraday: Me? Never

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-Vasquez wins the round-

Faraday: Nice

Faraday: I mean...

Vasquez: Thank you

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Vasquez: Ahem, I think that may have described you well, Faraday

Faraday: What did?

Vasquez: Young people being into insatiable bloodlust

Faraday: Oh

Faraday: Nope

Vasquez: I beg to differ

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-Red wins the round-

Faraday: Aww Red Buddy

Red: Still cocky there Josh?

Faraday: Shush

Faraday: No..

Goodnight: Likely story.

Red: Vas, help your boy. I think his ego is in shambles now

McCann: As if it wasn't already?

Goodnight: Pffft.

Vasquez: It's about time! Sorry Güero, you deserved it

Faraday: His boy?

Faraday: Why am I his boy? *gestures at Vasquez*

Faraday: And thank you

McCann: Please, as if you don't know

Faraday: I don't

Faraday: Do you know Vas?

Vasquez: If you'd think more and talk less, maybe some things in life would make more sense to you

Faraday: That's not helpful

McCann: Are you actually that clueless

Faraday: No

Faraday: (Yes)

Goodnight: I beg to differ.

Red: Its the whiskey

McCann: I don't think it has anything to do with whiskey

Red: And I think he fell off the horse one too many times

Vasquez: Both true

Goodnight: Whiskey might lead him there.

Faraday: I am Hurt

Red: You probably deserve it

Vasquez: You have feelings after all? Amazing

Faraday: I do not

Goodnight: What? Have no feelings?

Faraday: No, deserved to be hurt

McCann: The man literally came storming out with hell on his heels and damn near pitched a fit when you got shot

McCann: How is that not enough of a clue

Faraday: I....

Faraday: Jesus...wept

McCann: *rolls eyes* Its a wonder how you survived this long

Faraday: Because of my charm and wits

Vasquez: *snorts*

Faraday: I have them

McCann: Uh-huh

Faraday: I do

McCann: Such charm

McCann: "World's greatest lover" indeed

Faraday: I am

Vasquez: Oh yes, you were immensely charming when we met. You're lucky I didn't shoot you then and there

Vasquez: If Sam hadn't been there...

Faraday: Aww you loved it

[kirayamidemon]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ALL OF YOU IM SO CONCERNED AND CONFUSED

@rosecreeksashes​

THE CHAT RIGHT NOW, IT’S COMPLETE CHAOS

[kirayamidemon]

Shenanigans When the Mag7 Boys Play CAH Part 3

Vasquez: Ayyy McCann

Faraday: *sticks tongue out*

McCann: Better put that back in your mouth if you still want it

Faraday: Nope

Faraday: Not gonna

Red: I will have no severing of tongues under my rule. Knock yourself out later

Faraday: Red is still God..I mean Czar

Red: I am God

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Faraday: Good thing Goody is not here

Red: Beware the Owls

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-Vasquez wins the round-

Faraday: Vas!

Vasquez: I’m on a roll, güero. Be warned

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-Vasquez wins the round-

Faraday: Welp

Vasquez: Thanks for the new point Faraday

McCann: Wow, biased much Faraday?

Faraday: No

Faraday: How dare you assume that

McCann: How dare I?

Faraday: Yes how dare

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-Red wins the round-

Faraday: REd….I am so proud

Vasquez: You’re a bad influence, Faraday

McCann: What a surprise

Faraday: Okay..

Faraday: No

Vasquez: Thanks for the point though

Faraday: Shhh

Faraday: *flustered*

McCann: Not biased indeed, how dare I assume that

Faraday: I'm gonna slug you one day

Red: Do it

McCann: Like that’s never happened before, what with your tendency to pick fights

Red: Can I fight him?

Faraday: I don’t pick ‘em

Faraday: And yes

Red: I can take him

McCann: I’ll take both of you on

Faraday: I’ll tag you in Red

Red: I can take him. I took on his friend and threw him off a balcony. Let me take him

Faraday: Okay

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-Red wins the round-

Faraday: Ohh fuck, Red

Red: Stab Stab

McCann: Isn’t that Billy’s thing?

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-Vasquez wins the round-

Faraday: STOP IT

Vasquez: Faraday, I think you better focus

Vasquez: You got some catching up to do

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Faraday: I am gonna be shot Vas

Vasquez: You think I won’t just save you again like last time?

Faraday: Yeah, kinda

Red: Damsel in Distress much?

Faraday: Do I look like a Dame?

Red: Kind of

McCann: Are you actually gonna purposely get shot just to get saved?

Faraday: NO

Vasquez: I revoke my offer

Faraday: Vas no

[kirayamidemon]

Shenanigans When the Mag7 Boys Play CAH Part 12

-Card about cowboys and finishing off the Indians-

Goodnight: CHRIST

Faraday: Huh?

Goodnight: HE had that card

Faraday: Yeah *laughing*

Red: Am I wrong??

Faraday: Nope

Goodnight: I mean…

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Faraday: OH?

Faraday: Ohh..

Vasquez: What?

Faraday: Nothing. just..Oh

1 Answer Card: Owls, the perfect predator

Goodnight: -sighs-

Vasquez: Hmph

Faraday: Gettin over that fear

Goodnight: Oh, cruel fate.

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Card: Cream of ______ soup

1 Answer Card: Seppuku

Vasquez: Sounds tasty

Faraday: Think Billy knows about that?

Goodnight: That’s Japanese.

Faraday: Oh, never mind

Red: Typical

Vasquez: ^^

Goodnight: Hmph.

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Faraday: I am not sure about these things

Faraday: They are tied

Vasquez: Is there a problem?

Red: Faraday, do you actually think before you speak?

Vasquez: No. he doesn’t

Faraday: Yeah..

Goodnight: And I’m The Virgin Mary

Red: You’re not a virgin after what I have to hear at night!

Faraday: How’d that go Goody?

Goodnight: You really wanna know?

Faraday: Sure?

Vasquez: No, I don’t

Goodnight: For your sake, Vas.

Vasquez: Thank you

Vasquez: I may have regained a small amount of faith in humanity

Faraday: Just now?

Vasquez: Yes

Vasquez: When Goodnight agreed not to tell us his story on my behalf

Faraday: Oh,that is good

Goodnight: I can keep my mouth shut unlike some people.

Faraday: I do when I am sleeping

Red: You have’t been sleeping much lately

Faraday: I have

Vasquez: How would you know that?

Red: I have ears

Faraday: And?

Faraday: I don’t snore

Goodnight: Think we should invest in some ear plugs?

Red: Yes

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Faraday: Red…Should we have a talk?

Red: What talk?

Vasquez: Uh oh

Faraday: Any talk

Red: What are you going on about?

Faraday: You know

Faraday: Your last cards (Sexual tension + No talking = no sex)

Goodnight: Stop while you’re ahead, Joshua.

Vasquez: Too late

Faraday: Its never late!