Do you have a headcanon for which major each South Park (main) boy would choose to study in college? (Plus other characters you would like to include)
im very happy you asked !! disclaimer i literally do not even think about anyone other than wendy an kyle and sometimes kenny </3
ok first of stan, i legit dont think about him that much, sorry to the stan luvers out there. I really love the idea that he becomes like veterinarian in the future, idk what major you do for that tho uhhhh. i also see him just sort of dropping out of college altogether. I DONT HAVE much to say about this guy SO SORRY
Cartman is like a mixed bag also, sorry to the cartman luvers out there i also dont think about him often. i talked to my friends about it and we all agreed he might not even gaf about college at all and if he does attend, they might just kick him out LOL. but honestly i also see him majoring in business.
Idk whether to include butters because he sort of has become a main? probably business also because of vic chaos, or even science. IM SORRY he doesnt cross my mind.
kenny, ermmmm. i feel like kenny is a character that can really do anything if he puts his mind to it. i know in canon hes like a scientist, so i mean i can see him doing that. i have seen several fics write him as a mechanic and stuff and i can see him doing that too, i apologize kenny luvers </3
leaving the two i do think about for last, KYLE is also a character that i can see doing anything he puts his mind to. i have so many headcanons in my head, and universes where he is just anything tbh. i can see him doing literally anything. i think a common headcanon is for him to study law, but i feel like, OR AT LEAST MY HEADCANON is that his dad sort of ruined law for him and he doesnt want to pursue it. I can see him focusing on an athletic career (basketball), i can see him pursuing writing and literature, maybe becoming an author, i can see him even pursuing medicine and becoming a doctor or a nurse. LIKE IDK he kind of has a little bit of everything. The ones i really love to imagine are him as a psychologist/counselor or a marine biologist, but mainly studying and majoring in psychology.( I also really love to imagine him as a stay at home dad in my kyndy au) In the kysterion au i have, he majors in journalism and becomes a news reporter !!!
I love wendy so much guys more people should love wendy, shes also a character that can literally do anything. I like to stick with her being a lawyer and studying law because i think shed be a great lawyer so in most of my aus, thats what she does but SHE CAN BE ANYTHING, shes literally wendy testaburger. i also like imagining she goes into politics or also studies psychology or medicine. shes also really creative so i can see her pursuing something artsy too, like being a film director or going into fashion
THATS IT, i cannot speak for anyone else, except maybe craig studying astronomy, though i think thats a pretty common hc maybe