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#kingdevinjoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto #happyBastilleDay #happyBastilleDay2018 #BastilleDay #BastilleDay2018 King Devin: When you know you are late for your daughter's birthday party and you know you'll get beat up by your baby mama and you thinking what to guard first your face your rib your liver or your best spot. Jessica: Mommy big brother I'm home! Rose/Kwazi: Jessica Happy Birthday everybody been waiting for you. Rose: Jessica Kwazi you to go enjoy the party I will be there shortly with your father. Kwazi: He is not my father he just a sp**m donor. King Devin: Thought bubble moment - He better be lucky he my child or I wood have mess him up 5 minutes ago. Rose: Do not make me repeat myself get in the house. Now you idiot get over here and tell me why you was late it is 7:17 pm I told you to bring her around 5 p.m. most of the party guests left and went home. King Devin: Hey it is not my fault we are late it was more of Jessica's fault we were late she was playing with her new birthday present and she was trying to get a million followers on her social media pages. Rose: Are you really trying to blame your own mistake on your own child. You are the grown up you got to take responsibility for her actions if she get hurt and you are around it is your fault she got hurt in the first place. If she is trying to cook with you and she burned her finger on the stove it is your fault. Like right now she is late for her own birthday party I gave you a specific time to bring her but you couldn't even do that right. King Devin: You know what I'm not staying here so you can degrade me like a child. You ain't my mother or my parole officer I hope you like telling Jessica why I left because I'm going to make you the bad guy in this situation. Rose: You know what I need to start getting you on child support papers. King Devin: 😨I take back everything I said you beautiful angel. Rose: Good boy now get in this house and celebrate your daughter's birthday. 😄Now keep that in your back pocket because I can Crush you with just a few pieces of paper. King Devin: Now I can see wear Jessica get it from. Rose: I know and I love it.😈

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#KingDevinJoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto #happyBastilleDay #happyBastilleDay2019 #BastilleDay #BastilleDay2019 #MidoriyaYaoyorozuAsui Asui: Good morning, Darling Thank you for coming in the storm yesterday to my rescue. Thank you for bringing that hot plate. We had a wonderful candle night dinner soup. KingDevin: I came over here because you are hyperventilating through the phone. And you was crying through the phone? And you screaming through the phone come to your house. You know, I hate lightning in Thunder. I'm going to lose myself. Asui: I wasn't that bad. I was a little bit afraid? KingDevin: You wasn't that bad. Let us listen to this recording of you. Apple tornado storm and thunder and lightning recording yesterday around 2:27 p.m King come to my house the power went out And it is having a powerful and thunder lightning storm! I can't take no more of this loud noise in the thunder and lightning. I'm under my bed now! I am begging you. Please come over here. I need you! Asui: You better delete that now! Don't Make Me Hurt You Very severely! KingDevin: Look at those beautiful mountains. You put them mountains back on my chest you lay back down. I will rub your back and kiss your forehead. I will delete it later. SIGH It is my daughter. I got take this lay back down. Happy 11th birthday Jessica Did you get my voicemail? Jessica: Yes, I did get it. It was very sweet. Around 6:55 a.m My baby sister Meve Nigredo Joseph called and told me happy birthday. I made sure not to use my phone too much the power went out yesterday. I been at 20% since yesterday 9:57 p.m to 4:31 a.m I was glad when the power came on. Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. I told Mom and Kwazi you had said hey. Now, I want to talk to your cool friend.. I want to get to know her better? KingDevin: Okay, don't be like your mother and be rude and try to talk mess. Asui: Hello? Jessica: Hello new stepmom all I want to ask you are you pregnant? And can I be in your wedding? Asui: Not yet and sure? Jessica: That is all I want to know you could give the phone back to my dad now. Thank you. Love you. All right, Dad Got to go But Mom and Kwazi say, goodbye. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz51_s0H4jFSpILgHLm5Dokdr5QLyC__w1hSNs0/?igshid=1qcf9q8hme8dz

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#kingdevinjoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto #happyBastilleDay #happyBastilleDay2019 #BastilleDay #BastilleDay2019 Jessica: Good morning, everybody mom, brother. Rose/Kwazi: 🎉Happy birthday🎉 You are a 11 years old starting today! Kwazi: Look Jessica we know you wanted to have your birthday party at the park. But this storm mixed up everything. They got power lines down out there and it also have lots of flooding.But it's not that bad out there. That we need to get the emergency bags and go somewhere? Rose: What your brother is trying to say? We will make your birthday very good for you. I'm sorry that the power is out. You know how usually go buy a cake or make a cake for you? Jessica: I don't mind. I'm just glad we are safe and I hope everybody else Out there is safe and protected from the powerful tornado. He look the power is finally back on finally. Kwazi: Finally we can charge up our phones. We must have lots of calls. Rose: Before you go and charge up your phone my little birthday girl.Me and your brother has made you a birthday cake with the grill. Kwazi: I know it don't look very appetizing but you don't have to eat it if you don't want to? Jessica: You and Mom went to lot of trouble to do this for me. Thank you both. Light the candles, please. I wish for deep breath blow. The cake is delicious you both did a good job now. I'm going to check on my phone and thank you again for the birthday in the birthday cake. Look Dad. Sent me a voicemail. I keep telling dad. He is such an old fart Nobody Does this no more? KingDevin: I'm sorry. I'm not there in person to tell you happy birthday. You are 11 years old darling today. Call Daddy back whenever your phone. Working. You must have let your phone charge for a good time. Your phone do have a 24-hour battery life? Daddy is at his girlfriend how she got afraid of lightning and thunder. It is 12:56 a.m I'm about to go to sleep, but I wanted to call you and tell you Happy Birthday. And tell your mom and brother I said hey. Jessica: Mom, Kwazi dad left me a voice message! He told me to Tell you both Hey! So Dad got himself a little Tramp? I wonder if I got a little sibling? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz5JLCqntuzA8YuctNwKn3_nKL_GhOfPpHHUpA0/?igshid=e0kzijamnyd4

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#KingDevinJoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto #OriginalKingDevin #Artwork #Art #HappyMadLandAndWestYardDayAndWeak #HappyMadLandAndWestYardDayAndWeak2019 #HappyMadLandDay2019 #HappyMadLandDay #HappyWestYardDay2019 #HappyWestYardDay #NationalDay West Yard and Mad Land Language: Translated 2 day, is a wonderful! Day to be alive! Because it is Happy Mad Land And West Yard Day And Weak! Everybody: Surprise happy 14th birthday Kwazi 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎂 blow out the candles and make a wish. Kwazi Geralt Joseph: On Best Friends Day, best friends celebrate their relationships with each other. Some people have one best friend, while others have a few of them. Best friends are there for both the highs and lows of life. They are with you when you celebrate the good times, and they help pick you up during the bad times. They support you, encourage you, and push you to be your best. They build memories with you that will last a lifetime. On Best Friends Day, we remember not to take best friends for granted, and to cherish all they do for us. Best Friends Day, also known as Best Friend Day and BFF Day, is observed they Monday, June 13th, 2019. It has always been observed annually on June 8th. I consider everybody hear my best friend but you are my family even you dad we have our differences but we are making it work today is my birthday let's have some fun as a great friends and now let's make some wonderful memories to enjoy this great party. Celebrate the day by spending it with your best friend or friends! Do some of your favorite things together, whether that be attending a sports game, talking about life, getting into nature, or exploring your city. Maybe you could even watch a movie about friendship with them. If you can't be with your best friend or friends today, you could call them or write them a letter. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByrABkcHyiN/?igshid=1duzzl4v4lbu6

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#KingDevinJoseph #OriginalKingDevin #KatiedEricyDemiurge #RoseOneillJoseph #HappyNewYear2019 Rose: Okay Jessica put your father on I want to talk to him. King Devin: What's up? Rose: You dumb idiot you let Jessica stay up this late!! King Devin: It is not that late it only 10:50pm. Rose: You don't know she supposed to be in bed around 8pm she have a dentist appointment in a doctor appointment tomorrow? I want Jessica be well rested for her appointments tomorrow! King Devin: I'm sorry I didn't know that we got lost and watching movies we watch some kind of Little Pony movie of Monster High and Hello Kitty movie and a Barbie movie. Rose: Look just tell her to go take a bath brush your teeth and put her to bed. King Devin: Little princess go take a bath then brush your teeth then go to sleep. Okay she's been going to do her thing anything else? Rose: Let her sleep with you she's been telling me she's afraid to sleep in that guest room. King Devin: No she like to dig her nails into people when they trying to sleep and she snores in her sleep like a little tugboat. The guest room is not that bad? Rose: Your grandfather died in that room she be telling me when she came in the room and feel like somebody walking her after you sleep. King Devin: That's a good thing that could be my grandfather keeping a close guard on his granddaughter! That is how I got the house dirt cheap. Rose: Just let her sleep with you I will get you some bandage your big baby sound like you're afraid of your own daughter now I got to go it is 11:05am I will be there to pick her up at 7am for her appointments make sure she is ready now I got to go you make me late for my nightly workout class. King Devin: Alright see you in the morning she's tugging on my shirt do you want me to brush your hair a hundred times. Rose: All right I'm finally made it Katied I'm here. Katied: You finally made it you miss the arm exercises we are now on ab crunches and leg stretches. Rose: Thanks girl you are a lifesaver. Katied: So what you was doing you was on the outside for a long time on your phone? Rose: Oh me dealing with my kids father being a nuisance as usual he kept my daughter up past her bedtime. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsItSmllpLx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xf9qj5anx2bw

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#kingdevinjoseph #RoseOneillJoseph King Devin: When your baby mother decided to call you early in the morning waking you up. Rose: Wake up I have something to talk to you about where is my daughter? King Devin: You mean Jessica she's right here she been sleeping with me she got a nightmare so she been sleeping with me for the next few days. Rose: Have you been letting her watch horror movies? King Devin: No but I have let her read some of my Monster books. Rose: That's why she having nightmares. I cannot believe you let her read them but she might develop night terrors. King Devin: She won't develop night terror I let her read the tamer ones. Rose: So you say! But look one more thing Happy Bastille Day. Me and Kwazi are going to get everything ready for Jessica's Birthday. I'm going to need you to distract Jessica wow we get everything done then I will send the babysitter over there to come pick y'all up when we done. King Devin: Sounds easy enough I can do that. But she pretty out of it right now we've been up all night looking at Disney's movie and playing video games. Right now she is cling to my back like a spider monkey with are sharp nails. She might just sleep through the day At least she will be well rested for her birthday. Rose: I hope you cleaned off your dirty bed. But that is good let her sleep take her out somewhere to waste time until her birthday party. Nowhere that dangerous or smoking and none of your lady friend better not come near my daughter. King Devin: They are not all bad! Rose: Yeah right I bet you most of them plastic or silicone! You know if you keep messing with those kind of woman you will catch something. King Devin: G.B!😡

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#kingdevinjoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto Everybody: Surprise happy 13th birthday Kwazi 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎂 blow out the candles and make a wish. Rose: What did you wish for? Kwazi: Mom I can't tell you that if I tell you it won't come true. Jessica: Happy 13th birthday big brother!! Kwazi: Thank you baby sister I love you with all my heart. King Devin: Happy birthday son. Kwazi: Oh Hey Dad... 😲😰😡 Why are you here I don't want you here who told you to come here. Jessica/Rose: 😰😰😨😨 King Devin: I came here of my own free will I wouldn't forget the day you came out from your mother and became a walking ball of life. And when your sister has came and visit me the few months ago She wanted me to write a 50-page book and draw her a picture then she gave me her mailing address to mail it to y'all beautiful home and thanks too that I knew where y'all live try to come to my son's birthday party. Kwazi: Will you came now you can go mom make him leave!! Rose: Now Kwazi be nice you have guests here if you don't be good I would tell everybody to leave and take the present they brought and have fun on the way home do you want that to happen. Kwazi: No ma'am you can stay old man what is everybody standing around looking awkward for Today is my birthday let's turn up. Hit 'em up (haaan), get 'em up (haaan) Put 'em up (haaan), we wakin' up (haaan) Fly with my dogs, ridin' high when we pull up (haaan) Fly with my dogs, ridin' high when we pull up (haaan) When we ride, when we pull up (haaan) We be high when we pull up (haaan) Coupe with the top down, no ceilings Rocks on the watch now, armageddon Roof on fire, fire, we ride wild Pull up in a tank, bow-bow (haaan) Yeah, on Ciroc, in the drop, full of beans Yeah, we the squad, 100 cars full of tings Yeah, I pull up with fire boy, the chinchilla Yeah, it's Frenchy Montana, quilla and vanilla Roof on fire, we be higher like a wheelie Shawty bad, talkin' MJ "Thriller" Welcome to the party, sippin' on the Act Pull up in a 'Rari, DJ bring it back Fell in love with shawty, money like Shaq Welcome to the party (live it up). King Devin: 😤😧I told? Rose: 😡Don't you even say it!!

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#kingdevinjoseph #JessicaCrenshawJoseph #KwaziGeraltJoseph #RoseOneillJoseph #mulatto Jessica: I didn't tell Mom I was crying I worked myself up to make myself cry. As I made myself cry then I talked to Mom as I was crying and I decided to add a few words in there that I gave the phone to you and Mom talk to you. King Devin: Well you are your mother's daughter give me 15 minutes and then we could leave. Jessica: Hey trishule give me and my dad 15 minute then we can leave. Adad would it be alright to give trishule a bottle of water!! King Devin: Give her too I forgot she was out there!! Jessica: I'm sorry trishule we had took a long time just to get him to come with us mom and dad had a nice conversation. He coming with us. Trishule: Terrific a family reunited once again. King Devin: I am ready and I already have a present for him I already worked on a book in a painting. Jessica: All right everybody buckle up Dad I would like you to meet Trishule the best babysitter in the world. Trishule: Pleasure to make your acquaintance mr. Joseph King Devin: Now I see why Rose didn't want me to mess with the babysitter she can give a Victoria's Secret model a run for her money. Pileasure to make your acquaintance too it is 4:15 let's go we gotta get there and half the time. Jessica: We made it mom we home!! Everything looks wonderful Kwazi going to be so happy. Rose: Everybody is here we just got a few more minutes until Kwazi get here hey Devin how you been don't stand in the doorway do not make things awkward we are still friends we are still parents. King Devin: what's up Rose been a long time I'm not making things awkward I'm just trying to find the birthday present table and one more thing if things get real don't blame me. Rose: Nothing is going to happen but wait here he come everybody hide.