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Writing gore porn is so wild, like I wonder if my FBI monitor is convinced I’m a cannibal murderer, deadass.
quick hank thought bc im sleepy tired </3
this s SO dumb but i cannot stop thinkin bout it's probably ridiculously easy for hank to carry his s/o around. how they could just throw them over their shoulder and walk off without any real struggle. thinkin bout how they probably run warm. maybe there's a mission that takes a long time and you fall asleep on the drive back, maybe he lets you lean against him while you sleep, maybe he goes as far as to cover you with his jacket or to pull you closer when the temperature starts to noticeably drop while the sky grows darker. maybe one of the other two offer to wake you up and help you in or just carry you themselves- them being quick to deny it.
maybe they're noticeably gentle and careful with you when they're picking you up, trying not to make any real sudden movements that might wake you. maybe they freeze a little whenever you do so much as readjust or stir. maybe you do in fact wake up a little, maybe they shush you and try to lull you back to sleep somehow (you're clearly tired and you deserve the rest plus you also just look cute or whatever <//3)
You know, I planned on writing a simple oneshot.
The idea has turned into a series immediately.
i will write or draw something for this later but i would just like to for a moment put out the idea of 2b with a regenerative s/o. whether it be aahw experimentation or some other nevada fuckery they just. very rarely die, hatchets to the skull, shotguns to the gut- the most it ever results in is a pulse stopping for a few hours before it starts again, dizzied and confused. please for a moment consider the way that even though he knows perfectly fine and well they'll be alright he cant help but be terrified, cant help the overwhelming dread that eats at him while they bleed out in his arms. please consider that undescribable, heavy emotion that lingers behind his eyes and chokes him while his s/o just gives a weak smile and reassures him that it's alright, it isn't their first time. please consider the silence as he clutches onto them so tightly and with such a desperation even after they come back, with a pulse and a few new scars. please consider how s/os breath hitches in that mix of confusion and the revelation of loneliness / life when they realize just how concerned he is over something that's become so numbingly normal to them, a simple is, was, and always has been to them being a nightmare to him. idk im just thinking.
still thinking abt mag s/o and hank. [stares int o the distance]
listen man . listen . listen i just think he deserves to be around someone who's just as stubborn as him. i just think he deserves to yank on their jacket to tug them out of harms way whenever they try and play human shield for him. i think they deserve to hiss some warning to be more careful and to cut it out while s/o just snaps back some little 'i know what i'm doing' or something. i think they deserve to have old married couple dynamic and be fucked up.
but also i think hank deserves to feel smaller than someone on more than just a physical level. i think they deserve to quietly walk into s/o's room and tread over with abnormally light steps before laying down next to them. i think they deserve to be held carefully and to curl into their partner and be able to just relax and take a moment. i think they deserve to feel safe letting their guard down for a brief time. ( maybe you half seriously ask them one night where they're a little out of it, still a little fuzzy from anesthesia from an earlier visit w/ 2b . maybe they half joke in response with a little, 'cause you're the scariest thing out here [but in like an attractive way].' )
i think they deserve some sort of solidarity and advice from experience when they're magnified as well ,,, i think they deserve to rest a little while after the experience, still exhausted from everything that's happened. i think they deserve to have some kind of support from someone they know has been through the same kind of thing [though, it was definitely more amplified / full for you but still] .
i was doing a different sheriff doodle but it was making me irrationally upset so now u get doodles that are INTENTIONALLY sad (i guess sorta)
based on some silly little hc of mine that sher isnt used to people worryin abt him
I had a silly little thought, Auditor/Employer Reader testing against MAG Hank bc warm. He probably hates them a lot still but I just think it’s funny to have reader just sticking their face in one of Hank’s hands to be toasty bc cold weather making them sleeby -Echo Anon
ough,,,,,,,,,,,,,,effervescent ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
deimos goes looking for you one morning bc it's real cold out and he hasn't seen you all day,,maybe he goes to ask hank if he's seen you only to see you're curled up w/ him,,he just gives some excuse that you'd barged in and plopped down next to him before passing out but,,it's real hard to miss the partly torn jacket that'd been thrown over you like a blanket and the fact that he'd definitely had an arm around you when deimos first peeked in
pls consider hank who is just starting to warm up to you (pun not intended) and so the entire time he's jus tkinda. chillin. consider maybe how he doesnt bother waking you up and if it's too cold in his room or he has to bring you to someone else's room bc he has to go on a mission instead of having dei or sanford carry you off he just picks you up himself,,pls consider you kinda wake up from being jostled around and he just shushes you and makes you go back to sleep,,
consider maybe you get stranded w/ him somewhere else and there's a particularly cold few days and you're left vulnerable and asleep. consider maybe it's when he's FIRST first getting used to you. consider how he knows so well he could just end it right then and there. consider how he slowly realizes he doesn't really want to. so he just doesn't. instead, he ends up letting you lay on him and use his jacket for warmth while you two wait for dei and san to pick you both up.
yknow that one pic of the girl who's in a trench coat and there's some little kitten peaking out of it?? thats you and him
listen. listen i just think. i just th